I hear Stephen Miller's writing his wedding vows..."The groom WILL NOT be questioned!"

[Miles Archer]

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[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Lovely couple, real soulmates.

I hope they find jobs after next November.

[The Wizard]

2. I hope they're

pushing a shopping cart full of cans and bottles to collect the redemption.

[democratisphere]

4. Like that visual!

[democratisphere]

3. WTF is wrong with THIS woman?!?

Someone for everyone, EXCEPT IT!

[Totally Tunsie]

5. Let's hope they don't have kids.

I hear all the cages are already in use.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Not to worry, he looks like he'd fit perfectly in a condom.

[Lochloosa]

8. Thread winner.

[musette_sf]

6. Wonder if she's the sweetheart who thought this up?

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[fierywoman]

9. Just like Eros and Aphrodite. Or Lohengrin.

[OAITW r.2.0]

10. Looks can be deceiving. nt

[bdamomma]

11. My sympathy

to her.

[Mersky]

12. Well, there's a match made in hell

I wonder when exactly they fell madly in love with the idea of being protected from testifying against one another?

How many rotten communications between pence's office, tRump, foreign entanglements, and the 'It couple' (as in red balloons and sewer clowns, "It" ) will be cloistered behind spousal privilege?

Annd, when's the date? Before or after Flynn's sentencing and pardoning? Gonna be a shotgun wedding at Doral? Ya know, only the best for the hatemongers who never rest.

[smirkymonkey]

13. Oh gross!

Sterilize them immediately!

[StarfishSaver]

14. Eww

[Bettie]

15. She must be truly awful

to be willing to marry that bag of plague-ridden rats.

[Maru Kitteh]

16. I see the bride is dressed in black.

Appropriate.

[Stinky The Clown]

17. What? No spray on Chia Pet hair, Steve?