Trump: "I have the real polls" on impeachment

[orangecrush]

CNN
President Trump dismissed polls that show growing support for impeachment among Americans as “fake,” and “lousy.”

“Well, you’re reading the wrong polls. You’re reading the wrong polls,” the President Told CNN’s Jeremy Diamond on the south lawn of the White House today.

“I have the real polls. I have the real polls,” Trump claimed. “The CNN polls are fake. The FOX polls have always been lousy, I tell them they ought to get themselves a new pollster, but the real polls, and you look at the polls that came out this morning, people don’t want anything to do with impeachment. It’s a phony scam. It’s a hoax. And the whistleblower should be revealed because the whistleblower gave false information.”
The President did not give any more details on what he says are the “real polls.”


https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/impeachment-inquiry-11-03-2019/index.html



This psycho belongs in treatment, not the white house.

[Skittles]

1. LOL

sure thing, Comrade

[orangecrush]

6. Hi Skittles!

[Skittles]

7. HAAAAAAAAAAAY BABY

[targetpractice]

2. I just don't get it...

Even the dumbest casual observer must be suspect of his whining, complaining, and excuse-making by now... Surely, every human has experienced people who are dead weight in their own personal or work lives, right? How is this not tiresome to everybody in America?

[orangecrush]

5. Oh, it is.

The polls reflect that.

[targetpractice]

8. Hope so... Would love to see a poll that simply asks...

... Are you tired of President Trump?

[Brother Buzz]

3. So, am I to understand "The real polls" are safe in the secure server?

Asking for a friend.

[orangecrush]

4. ...

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. Or in Al Capone's vault

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. If the secure server is actually Fat Nixon's large intestine, yes.

[Beartracks]

9. Can't people start laughing at him right there on camera? And then turn the cameras off. n/t

[PSPS]

10. The sycophants surrounding him are too terrified to show him the actual "real polls."

[dewsgirl]

15. Indeed. They also possibly won't tell him Schiff cannot be impeached.

Who knows how many of these scenarios are happening. But he is so full of shit, God only knows.

[orangecrush]

21. ...

[smirkymonkey]

11. Ha ha ha!

You are such a LOSER! And you know it.

[ecstatic]

12. Nope. He belongs in prison,

although I'm not opposed to him receiving treatment in prison.

[spanone]

13. anything that doesn't kiss his ass is fake

[StarfishSaver]

14. Of course you do

[Initech]

16. He has distorted reality so much that no matter what we say...

He always refer to it as fake.

[phleshdef]

17. Reminds me of Karl Rove during the 2006 mid terms. "I have THE math".

THE math didn't turn out well, for those who maybe weren't tuned in 13 years ago.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

18. So what are the real polls? Are there any or imaginary?

[orangecrush]

22. The freaking Fox polls

Have turned against him!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

24. The paragraph is confusing. He puts down fox

then refers to real polls

“I have the real polls. I have the real polls,” Trump claimed. “The CNN polls are fake. The FOX polls have always been lousy, I tell them they ought to get themselves a new pollster, but the real polls, and you look at the polls that came out this morning, people don’t want anything to do with impeachment.

[orangecrush]

25. The "real polls" he refers to

Exist only in his narcissistic fantasy world.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

29. Got it. Thanks OC

[SWBTATTReg]

19. And our so called republican legislators support this idiot? God, how pathetic and sad. NT

[orangecrush]

23. Truly flabbergasted.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

27. "My real polls show 150% of real Americans want me to have a lifetime term!"

[Blue Owl]

28. He's all that and a bag of shit

n/t

[Moostache]

30. Open mockery of him at every turn is MANDATORY...

He hates being the butt of the joke but can't stop talking and every time he does, we should ALL loudly and roundly mock him.

His vocabulary. His speech. His lies. His mannerisms.

MOCK.
HIM.
UP!!!

[area51]

31. Sure, Jan.

[Salviati]

32. I wonder if there's someplace in Vegas I can bet...

... on whether or not he'll have his electoral college map in his tiny little hands when he's dragged out of the white house...