"We're fucked. Empty your accounts and meet me at Andrews"

[Roland99]

Link to tweet

[OliverQ]

1. Two of the worst human beings on Earth.

[spooky3]

3. +1

[dewsgirl]

2. Good God could they look any more miserable?

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Sickening. Satan will have to add an addition

to house all of the incoming human trash from the GOP.

[Maven]

5. Death grip. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. MM to DJT: "My khaki's don't hide the stains like your blue trousers"

How I loathe those two.

[crickets]

7. "Psst. The turtle barks at midnight."

[Ilsa]

9. LOL.

I love that!

[Midnight Writer]

8. You can picture where the knives are.

[NoMoreRepugs]

10. New WWF tag team? The "Old Pasty White Guys?"

[SixString]

11. From the twitter feed...

"Hold me closer tiny hands-Sir!"

"The Turtle and the Hair."

"Twelve chins of treason."

[Celerity]

12. tie a shrunken down Gaetz to Rump's jacobs, and Gym Jordan to Moscow Mitch's and it is complete

[renate]

34. that gif is so so so perfect!

The trash taking itself out! Well done!

[I_UndergroundPanther]

36. Hhaha great gifs

Love it Hhaha

[CentralMass]

13. It was nice of Moscow Mitch to pull his head out of tRump arse long enough to get some air.

[Meadowoak]

29. At last night's rally in KY., When Mitch McTurtle came up to speak, it looked like

He crawled out from under the lecturn. I laughed so hard. I suppose there were stairs, or a trap door or something, but the visual was hilarious!

[CentralMass]

33. :-)

[42bambi]

14. Please excuse me, I must go vomit.

[Captain Zero]

15. T: They booed me so hard, I peed my pants

Mc: It's ok, I have extra Depends in the car trunk.

[imanamerican63]

16. "Just hold me, I'm scared too!"

[Cracklin Charlie]

17. Tango with the Turtle?

[Blue Owl]

18. The Tortoise and the Hair Helmet

n/t

[montana_hazeleyes]

19. LOL !

[MontanaMama]

20. Armageddon.

[TalenaGor]

21. they know what we did last summer....

[AKRicky]

22. "Hold me...

"Hold me, Mr. President, and tell me everything is going to be okay. "

[Hekate]

23. Ewwwwwww

[Hermit-The-Prog]

24. "MAGAt chow"

[MrsCoffee]

25. "You don't have to touch the turtle to get sick."

My grandmother told me that when I wanted a pet turtle.

[Mersky]

26. They realized they were surrounded by zombies

motivated by mere flesh, not brains.

[gordianot]

27. No not flesh, lies.

Some claim to want flesh but when it comes down to it just feed them lies.

[Mersky]

28. True. It's so true.

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There's turtleneck and tRump roast aplenty to go with the buffet of lies.

[lame54]

30. Scum and Scummer

[skip fox]

31. They are thinking:

Trump: "I trust this old geezer with my life. I have to."

McConnell: "This f*cker looks at me wrong and he's dead meat! . . . I can't wait til he really messes up. Then we can cut him loose for the sharks to take care of."

Trump: "Yep, loyalty sure is the greatest thing in the world."

[Mersky]

32. Ha, yeah, I can totally see that

[lindysalsagal]

35. "But you said you were gonna lead. Don't step on my foot!"

[bdamomma]

37. These two

thugs got to go!!!!!!