The Rude Pundit: Impeachment Transcripts Reveal That Republicans Continue to Be Utter Dicks

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http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2019/11/impeachment-transcripts-reveal-that.html

The Rude Pundit
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11/05/2019

Impeachment Transcripts Reveal That Republicans Continue to Be Utter Dicks

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The hearings have just gone like this. Schiff brings it to order, makes an opening statement about the witness, and turns to the Republicans. Some asshole like Jim Jordan gives a bitchy whine of a complaint about the process and accuses Schiff of being evil. Then Schiff tries to get to the interview, which prompts another asshole like Meadows to jump in for a point of order or parliamentary inquiry and then, when recognized by Schiff, goes deeper into his own assholishness.

Sometimes it gets even stupider, as when toothy douche Michael McCaul of Texas asked to make another opening statement after Jordan during the interview with Ex-State Department Adviser Michael McKinley. McCaul tried to say some bullshit about Schiff being unfair and Schiff bitch-slapped by reminding him that "Unlike Watergate and unlike the Clinton impeachment, there is no special counsel who has investigated the President's misconduct vis-a-vis Ukraine. We are, therefore, forced to do it."

This pattern continued in the testimony of Gordon Sondland and Kurt Volker, usually led by Jordan, with special appearances by creepy-ass Devin Nunes and others.

We're getting a wave of revelations in these transcripts (or, in the case of Sondland, in his supplemental testimony which might as well be titled "Please Don't Take My Hotels Away" ). Some of it is surprising in how deep this particular pit of bullshit goes. But one thing that hasn't changed is that Republicans are standing firm to their dickish ways. They're not going to ask reasonable questions and they're going to act outraged that anyone is even doing any questioning.

Motherfuckers cannot be reformed. And thus more mothers get fucked.

[underpants]

1. LOL at the title

Haven't read his Rudeness in a while. Always a treat. The last line is classic.

[sarge43]

2. Dickiness: Their defaut position. n/t

[Martin Eden]

3. K&R for R.P.

History, if it doesn't go down an Orwellian memory hole, will not look kindly on these dickish lickers of Donald's orange scrotum.

[czarjak]

4. Standing strong even when they're wrong...

Ted Cruz taught ‘em well.

[dalton99a]

5. It is the Asshole Party.

This asshole never closes.

[NCLefty]

6. Their dickiness knows no bounds...

[HuskyOffset]

7. LOL

Made me literally lol, now I am forced to explain to people around me. Much additional laughing and thank yous to you for the chuckles. Poosibly new DU viewers!

[calimary]

8. MAN-oh-Man do I Love the Rude Pundit!

[central scrutinizer]

9. Has anybody ever seen

The Rude Pundit and The Ferret at the same time? Just asking.

[alterfurz]

10. Know Your Dicks!

[smirkymonkey]

11. +1000