Lindsey Graham rolls out new defense: Trump administration is too incompetent for a quid pro quo.

[DetlefK]

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When your friends start making the excuse that you are too dumb to have committed that crime...

[riversedge]

1. #OMG And here is Lindsey last excuse..........

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[42bambi]

2. Lindsey, is fear making YOU stupid?

[DeminPennswoods]

3. Isn't this the original defense?

Too stupid to collude, conspire, etc.

[Hoyt]

4. Well, Mueller let trump Jr off hook by finding Jr is too stupid to possess necessary intent to

break the law at the trump Tower meeting with Ruskies in 2016. Kind of sets the precedent for that bunch.

It's about the only believable defense trump has in the Ukrainian shakedown.

[OnDoutside]

5. And he's a shit lawyer for not knowing the solicitation is the crime. And Trump admitted it.

[Vinca]

6. Lindsey's got the reddest eyes. It's as if he cries himself to sleep every night.

"If only Don didn't have the photos - I could be normal again."

[Leghorn21]

8. ...and speaking of "night":

“Returning from a hair-coloring sleepover at White House
with Trump, Lindsey says Trump isn't smart enough to do
quid pro quo.”

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[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

7. Trump thought they said squid go pro

[leftieNanner]

9. HAHAHA

But I doubt he eats squid, unless they grind it up into his Filet-o-fish sandwich.

So then you put the Go Pro on the stupid squid - and what have you got? Pictures of fish. And pictures of rocks and water? Geez. What's fun about that.

Oh.

[stopdiggin]

10. jus doin' a little Joe Walsh

Well he's tellin' us this
And he's tellin' us that
Changes it ev'ry day
Says it doesn't matter ..

Rocky Mountain Way -- Joe Walsh