drumph is the type

[mindem]

who grabs money out of the offering plate as it passes by in church.

[blueinredohio]

1. About Trump it's not funny

but when we were small and went to church my dad would give us a dime to put in the offering plate and told us to take out a quarter. Does putting in a dime give away my age?

[Kaiserguy]

2. I think Trump passes the offering plate

when he's done he tosses it up in the air and says God take whatever you want and what falls on the floor you mean for me to have.

[crazytown]

7. Trump passes his own offering plate

then runs at the real one shouting FAKE FAKE!

[keithbvadu2]

3. Isn't that the business model for televangelists?

Isn't that the business model for televangelists?

[gab13by13]

4. His cult doesn't care.

Trump borrowed money from a bank to build a casino, most likely laundered money, went bankrupt but didn't pay back his loan to the bank. That wasn't good enough though for Trump, he declared the money he never payed back as a loss and that's why tax people say Trump never paid taxes for 11 years because of that.

[sheilahi]

5. no problem

Well, first you have to get him into a church.

[MarianJack]

6. Or, what he could also do is...

...put a 5 dollar bill in, take 10 ones back and then chortle about how he gave so generously to the Church.

RESIST!

[bucolic_frolic]

8. Trump, at church????????

Oh, man, that's a real knee-slapper!

[safeinOhio]

9. He would have kicked his mom in the butt

if she bent down to pick up a dollar on the sidewalk so he could get it.

[unblock]

10. you guys think way too small!

he's the type to create a church and spout nonsense even he doesn't believe in for the express purpose of passing around a collections plate and pocketing the proceeds and calling it charitable giving.

and then boasting about how clever he is while laughing at the rubes who fall for it.

much more grifting this way!

when i say he's the "type" who does this, i mean he's actually done this. well, not a church per se, but a fake university, a fake "charitable" foundation, a mostly fake inauguration fund, partially fake campaign funds etc.

[Kaiserguy]

11. Like Paula White does

Trumps new right-wing spoken person