The cancer has metastasized. . . . Please come CAPTION Mick Mulvaney!!!

[skip fox]

Mick Mulvaney is saying: "No. I didn't ask for a judge to decide whether or not to testify before the House based on the fact that John Bolton looks eager to testify. . . . I'm not afraid of what he might have to say, but I just want to make sure the Committee hears that it was entirely his idea to pressure Ukraine and he only pretended to be opposed to it."

[Johonny]

1. And while I am technically suing the president of the United States, I'm only doing so because he's

innocent. I'm totally not doing it because I once stood up here and told you all that he did quid pro quo and it's normal practice and I now want to not do that in front of the house because it would implicate me in a crime which didn't happen although possibly I said it did, because it clearly did if you read the transcripts which I've never read because I can't read without my reading glasses. Which I'm also suing.

[Backseat Driver]

2. Nope, just checking... the face isn't melting off yet, Indiana. n/t

[RainCaster]

3. Oops, I'm drooling again

[skip fox]

4. M.M. is saying:

"This is my chin. . . . Get over it!"

[MFGsunny]

5. Kiss of death reflex.

Something about ::

I think I effed myself up, I'm drooling out my panic, but now I will spit out my clever non-denial denial.