I can't get past how weird it is that don jr is taking his girlfriend along on his book tour (video)

[demmiblue]

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[dhol82]

1. Just wonder if the tour is being paid for by the taxpayer?

[Tanuki]

5. We are certainly paying for extra Secret Service expenditures to protect these two

worthless parasites as they grift their way across the land hawking a stupid book this chump pretended to write.

[BigMin28]

2. They have no shame.

If he has a Secret Service detail, we are at least partially funding it.

[2naSalit]

3. Stay classy there, loser45kids.

Just goes to show that their level of mindset is pretty low and hovers around belittling people for not seeing their greatness.

[Hortensis]

45. Speaking of "classy," I realize this is no longer the Year of the Woman,

but an OP and answers smearing a disliked female as a "girlfriend" being brought along as bedwarmer to Donnie Jr. is not exactly going high. From one set of "belittlers" to another?

Guilfoyle is a documented RW creep, but she's an attorney, was a prosecutor in L.A. and San Francisco, served as "first lady" of San Francisco for her husband's two terms, was a Fox host etc for 12 years (which requires very bad character combined with a very sharp mind), and works for a pro-Trump super PAC. Highly competitive and most high-income positions few are qualified to compete for.

[Polly Hennessey]

51. She is his girlfriend.

Girlfriends often are bed warmers as are boyfriends. Where is the smear. If anything she is most likely way smarter than Donnie, Junior.

[Hortensis]

53. Imo, most of this thread would fit perfectly well in a RW

forum, with almost any female Democratic figure who's sufficiently disliked (all of them of course) subbed in for Guilfoyle. Being a female of the other party, or dating a pol of the other party, of course, is the key qualification for this honor.

[madaboutharry]

4. She acts like his mommy.

What is it with the women in Trump world who always find the need to wear sexy clothes no matter the occasion? A leather dress at a talk about a book seems a bit weird to me.

[PCIntern]

6. Jesus, it's the lowest of the low

These people are what my parents used to call “base”. It was not a compliment.

[ChubbyStar]

31. My Nan called them "toenail chewers"

She was so right.

[NJCher]

7. in addition

have you noticed how Guilfoyle or whatever her name is has adopted the stony Melania stare? Not only that, the overly made up eyes. She's another Melania in this strange, sick saga.

[Tanuki]

15. Oedipus retched

Link to tweet

[dixiechiken1]

54. I was noticing today how much she resembles Melania.

And, fun fact, she's one year older than Melania, her boyfriend's stepmother.

Could Don Jr's daddy issues be any more cripplingly pathetic?

[Eyeball_Kid]

11. They were planning on driving to a martini bar after the appearance...

Why take a change of clothes? Just wear the martini bar dress!

[True Blue American]

28. The worst is the makeover

Looks just like step mommy.

[FoxNewsSucks]

8. Two reasons

1 - he's a coward and needs her to protect him from "mean people"

2- he's a tRump, eager to womanize and grab some p. The homewrecker doesn't trust him out of her sight that long.

[ismnotwasm]

9. "On-line dating"

This is so stupid

[gratuitous]

22. Junior sure thought that line was hilarious

I wonder how Ms. Guilfoyle's parents feel about her carrying on in public with a married man? As long as we're talking about parental pride and stuff like that there.

[PufPuf23]

10. Donald Trump Jr walks out of Triggered book launch after heckling - from supporters

Donald Trump Jr walks out of Triggered book launch after heckling – from supporters

Donald Trump Jr ventured on to the University of California’s overwhelmingly liberal Los Angeles campus on Sunday, hoping to prove what he had just argued in his book – that a hate-filled American left was hell-bent on silencing him and anyone else who supported the Trump presidency.

But the appearance backfired when his own supporters, diehard Make America Great Again conservatives, raised their voices most loudly in protest and ended up drowning him out barely 20 minutes into an event scheduled to last two hours.

The audience was angry that Trump Jr and his girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, would not take questions. The loud shouts of “USA! USA!” that greeted Trump when he first appeared on the stage of a university lecture hall to promote his book Triggered: How The Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us quickly morphed into even louder, openly hostile chants of “Q and A! Q and A!”

The 450-strong audience had just been told they would not be allowed to ask questions, “due to time constraints”.

more at: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-jr-walks-out-of-triggered-book-launch-after-heckling/ar-BBWyrYC?ocid=spartandhp

[Zambero]

12. Reality check for dejected deplorables

Hey fellow MAGAts, thanks for showing up and buying my book. I'm outta here. Just stick with the all the usual propaganda points outlined in chapters, x, y and z, etc., etc. I don't need to answer any of your friggin questions, since I'm late for my next canned event where I won't be taking any questions either!

[Saboburns]

13. Pegging

Pegging.

I apologize in advance. But that's what my little brain said to me when I first saw them pictured together around 3 years ago. This same thought, **Pegging**, continues to grow every time I see them together.

Pegging.

(Not that I am being judgemental one way or the other regarding said act. I want people to be happy and enjoy themselves.)

[PJMcK]

14. So Guilfoyle straps one on, eh?

My little brain likes the way your little brain works.

Are you an Aristocrat? I know I am!

[lunatica]

39. I love the Aristocrats!

[PJMcK]

40. Then you'll get this punch line!

"Know it?! I wrote it!"

[lunatica]

42. LOL!

Another winner!

[rurallib]

16. How to say this? Guilfoyle ties her dreams to a guy who

walked out on his wife and what? 5 kids? Does she really think she's latched on to a real man? He'll be gone at the slightest hint of being bored for his next conquest. Truth be told he's probably already cheating on her.

[Srkdqltr]

17. If they will do it with you

They will do it to you.

[Tanuki]

20. She's using him for visibility and access, trying desperately to cling to fame

with her looks fading and having been fired from Fox. She is smart enough to realize how stupid and morally bankrupt he is, but probably thinks that any exposure at all is a good thing. She definitely wouldn't be in the news or on platforms like The View at this point. Idiot Jr. and homewrecking Kimberley Gargoyle deserve each other.

[LuvNewcastle]

47. That's it.

She's losing her looks and she's trying to latch on to whatever she can before slides down the memory hole. Maybe she thinks that she'll be able to 'write' a book too, after this is all over. People should throw rotten food at them wherever they go. Snake oil salesmen had more integrity than those two.

[spiderpig]

18. I can't get over the fact that Guilfoyle was once married to

our ultra progressive CA Gov and former SF Mayor Gavin Newsom.

[Hekate]

27. That is so mind-boggling I just need to keep reminding myself of it. What the hell kind of person...

...is Kimberly, that she can go from California liberal politician's wife, to FOX twit, and then to Trump mistress? That is a helluva journey, but I won't be buying her book when she writes it.

[tblue37]

29. What kind of person? An opportunist. nt

[ChubbyStar]

32. They are so gross, opportunists

Usually good looking parasites, but devoid of self and character, there is not a proper name for them. Kim is firing on all cylinders to just hang on. Poor thing.

[Cracklin Charlie]

19. I think she's more like a babysitter.

Just my opinion.

[magicarpet]

21. Breast feeder and poopie diaper matron....

[BannonsLiver]

23. She seems domineering

Some people like that in a partner. That said she has a very plastic look and is not aging well. He’ll be on to a 24 year old in due time.

[Talitha]

24. Lemme guess.... maybe she's his 'support animal'?

[redqueen]

25. Those are his supporters?

[fierywoman]

26. If you isolate Kelly's face from the dark hair, she looks a lot like Ivana (his mother).

[tblue37]

30. Name's Kimberly. And she only looks like Ivana because her face is pumped full of fillers--

just as Ivana's face is.

[blogslut]

33. Name's Ivana

[tblue37]

34. Yeah. Autocorrect changed it. I saw that it was changed in the message part of my post before

I posted, so I changed it back, but didn't catch that it had been changed in my subject line, too.

I hate autocorrect, but no matter how many times I think I have turned it off, it still screws up my words.

DAMN! "Saw" in my subject line was auto corrected to "was"! I had to fix it after I posted.

[blogslut]

35. To this day...

...my phone autocorrect insists on changing the word "well" to "we'll".

Pisses me off to no end.

[tblue37]

38. If I want to write "if," it turns into "of," but then when I type "of," it gets changed to "if."

"Or" becomes "on."

But the ones that kill me are the ones when a normal word gets turned into absolute gibberish.

For example, I typed "behave" yesterday and watched it turn into "b'ay hiove." WTF?

[lunatica]

41. It's obviously just clowning around!

[tblue37]

44. Someone posted a cartoon a couple of weeks ago showing a bunch of people working as

autocorrectors, typing in gibberish to replace whatever the original word was.

Here is a page of autocorruptions by "The Oatmeal":

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/autocorrect


(I got autocorrected--"autocorruptions" got turned into " subscriptions "!

[lunatica]

50. It's just like Trumpian!

[Generic Other]

36. I bet she ghostwrote the book

She finished her job. They'll break up soon.

[Doodley]

37. You mean that is his girlfriend? I assumed it was his nanny.

[NurseJackie]

43. I wonder if he uses Bigen hair/face dye on his beard.

Hard to describe you'll have to google it.

[NCLefty]

46. Trump men loving showing their trophies off. Why else have them?

[yellowcanine]

48. Girlfriend? Try mistress.

[SKKY]

49. Now I understand why Gavin dropped her like a two-foot putt.

[regnaD kciN]

52. Well, shouldn't the author be on a book toor...?

[keithbvadu2]

55. And then his homewrecker insults his supporters.

And then his homewrecker insults his supporters.