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I just saw an ad for bible bedtime stories so you can fall asleep. (Original Post)
lunatica
Nov 2019
OP
Mommy, read me the story about how the bears were called down from the mountains again
Ferrets are Cool
Nov 2019
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sakabatou
(42,152 posts)1. And here I have my sleep playlist
Or I can just listen to one of the audiobooks I've bought.
C_U_L8R
(45,002 posts)2. 'If I die before I wake..."
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,689 posts)3. Ha, I just saw the same ad, and I was all WTF?
Most Bible stories are full of wrath and smiting and would not make good bedtime listening.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)4. And all I have to do is read the Bible verbatim...
Chloroform in print.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,106 posts)5. Mommy, read me the story about how the bears were called down from the mountains again
please.
LuvNewcastle
(16,845 posts)6. I like the one where they threw the woman out of a window
and let the dogs come eat her when she landed in the street. Gives me sweet dreams.
unitedwethrive
(1,997 posts)7. A good use for fairy tales.
Just don't take the stories seriously.
JDC
(10,127 posts)8. I just like the steamy parts
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)9. Jepthah the Gileadite is my favorite
The best human sacrifice ever!
NCLefty
(3,678 posts)10. "And then god murdered everyone on the planet*. Have a good sleep!"
*except one super lucky family
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)16. I like it better when God burns down the whole town...
...but saves the one good guy so he can have sex with his daughters.
RhodeIslandOne
(5,042 posts)18. Trump 3:16?
And then Ivanka sat on Donalds lap....
lunatica
(53,410 posts)11. The flood is very soothing
raccoon
(31,110 posts)12. Maybe they meant the Begats. That would surely induce sleep. Nt
There was a whole lot of "begatting" in the bible.
milestogo
(16,829 posts)13. Revelation gives me nightmares.
raccoon
(31,110 posts)15. Not to worry, it's about Nero and Rome. Nt
lunatica
(53,410 posts)17. The four horsemen make me think of unicorns
Such sweet sleep!