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Leghorn21

(13,524 posts) Wed Nov 13, 2019, 04:47 PM Nov 2019

"BIG JIM'S LAWYERIN' AND GRAVY BARN"

Imagining a 3am commercial on the local station for BIG JIM'S LAWYERIN' AND GRAVY BARN

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Bad Lawyerin’, but Great Gravy. Ask about our deep fried impeachment pie, served with a side of Cheetos Ice cream on a lightly edited copy of the US Constitution. Read our rolled up copies of Forbes while you wait to be seated by our Ukrainian Models.

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"BIG JIM'S LAWYERIN' AND GRAVY BARN" (Original Post) Leghorn21 Nov 2019 OP

LOL! Kali Nov 2019 #1

It's just he's always cilla4progress Nov 2019 #2

Wilson: Leghorn21 Nov 2019 #3

That made me laugh out loud. Squinch Nov 2019 #4

Kali

(55,007 posts)

1. LOL!

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Wed Nov 13, 2019, 04:57 PM

Nov 2019

cilla4progress

(24,725 posts)

2. It's just he's always

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Wed Nov 13, 2019, 05:02 PM

Nov 2019

YELLING AT ME

Leghorn21

(13,524 posts)

3. Wilson:

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Wed Nov 13, 2019, 05:05 PM

Nov 2019

You need a hawg butchered!? BIG JIM'S!

You need marryin' to yer 1st cousin?! BIG JIM'S!

Ya need an alibi after knowing of a coach preying on college athletes? BIG JIM'S!

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Squinch

(50,941 posts)

4. That made me laugh out loud.

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Wed Nov 13, 2019, 05:16 PM

Nov 2019

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