"BIG JIM'S LAWYERIN' AND GRAVY BARN"

[Leghorn21]

Imagining a 3am commercial on the local station for BIG JIM'S LAWYERIN' AND GRAVY BARN

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Bad Lawyerin’, but Great Gravy. Ask about our deep fried impeachment pie, served with a side of Cheetos Ice cream on a lightly edited copy of the US Constitution. Read our rolled up copies of Forbes while you wait to be seated by our Ukrainian Models.

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[Kali]

1. LOL!

[cilla4progress]

2. It's just he's always

YELLING AT ME

[Leghorn21]

3. Wilson:

You need a hawg butchered!? BIG JIM'S!

You need marryin' to yer 1st cousin?! BIG JIM'S!

Ya need an alibi after knowing of a coach preying on college athletes? BIG JIM'S!

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[Squinch]

4. That made me laugh out loud.