Saudi Prince offers 200 camels to spend a night with Ivanka Trump

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

31-year old Mohammed bin Salman, whom King Salman has entrusted with the key defense and economic policy portfolios, made his shocking offer during a press conference in Riyadh.

Discussing the country’s relations with the new American administration, the prince claimed that he had already offered Ivanka Trump 100 camels when she visited the country with her father earlier this year and had decided to double his offer.

“She is a great woman and the daughter of a great man. I would gladly give 200 of my best camels to breed with her.”

Prince Mohammed bin Salman even added that he would like to have children with the First Daughter.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/saudi-prince-offers-200-camels-to-spend-a-night-with-ivanka-trump/

For those who don't get this it's obviously satire.

[Beakybird]

1. Not so obvious. This practice still exists.

But I think Ivanka isn't worth even one camel.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Could she service 200 camels in one night?

Jared might need to lend a hand.

[RT Atlanta]

9. LOL!

this is a brilliant response. Cheers my friend!

[Zambero]

10. Whoa!! This goes way beyond mere "humping'!

[albacore]

3. He'd be better off "breeding" with the camels... nt

[TheBlackAdder]

4. 10 packs of cigarettes, that sounds slightly above fair market value.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Beat me to it

[Celerity]

6. extra camel if she brings the jackhammer

[Silver1]

7. That's not real ... is it?

[Celerity]

8. yes, lol, it is real, I get asked that every time

Ivanka Trump: The New Queen of Diamonds

As her new jewelry line debuts, the Donald's daughter talks about her multifaceted life

BY PHOEBE EATON
SEP 24, 2007

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/red-carpet-dresses/a207/ivanka-trump-diamonds-1007/



Her entire childhood, she dragged behind her mother through these places, these mausoleums whose chilly, shimmering jewels would be laid out to defrost on funereal black velvet trays for the viewing, for the caressing — for the buying — if you had an eight-figure credit line and counted yourself a Very Important Somebody. Shopping for diamond necklaces and bracelets was a pastime like watching cartoons or playing with Barbie if your mother's name was Ivana and your father's name was Donald and the family business was Monopoly.

But now 25 going on 26 — a skyscraper of a young woman, six foot one in heels — Ivanka Trump is expanding the family's billionairing brand into diamond jewelry, her own name over a newly opened store on Madison Avenue that is as cozy as the inside of a velvet box coddling an engagement ring.

"Obviously, we are utilizing the biggest, most beautiful quality stones," Ivanka is saying. She is her father's daughter. Lately, friends imagine they hear Donald's intonations in Ivanka's surprisingly sexy voice, a voice that sounds like she gargles with Cristal. The inane locutions of her generation — those "like"s and "you know"s — have been almost banished from conversation in favor of the more lawyerly "if you will" and other such Donald-like tropes. She explains that she and her dad have been spending "waaay too much time together," ever since she joined the Trump Organization in 2005, where she is currently a vice president of real estate development and acquisitions, hustling alongside her elder brother, Don Jr., and younger brother Eric.

Ivanka could tell you about the Putzmeister pump throwing concrete a thousand vertical feet atop what stands to be the tallest residential building in the world, a site she's currently supervising in Chicago and one of 33 construction sites all over the globe. Instead, she is in the living room of her Park Avenue pad, pointing out the subtle architecture of some earrings, the Doric columns of one pair, twin Eiffel towers in another. Several stories of diamond bands are stacked on one slender, manicured finger.

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[Silver1]

13. Nooo! I thought it was a spoof!

Oh wow, this is so embarrassing ...

And then there are the Melania pictures ...

If they weren't in the White House I'd just be laughing ...

[demtenjeep]

11. too bad it wasn't true

treat dotard the way he treats others

[milestogo]

12. I heard all 200 camels declined the offer.

Said she was a lousy hump.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

16. OMG !! You're killing me here, milestogo !!

I just spat Pepsi on the keyboard. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff out between the keys ?

[2naSalit]

14. I think this picture

is about as correct as it gets. Her true environment... or where she really dwells.

[catrose]

15. It's really hard to tell what's satire.