Tiedrich: "...because fuck yes that all makes perfect sense to me derpity derp"

[Dennis Donovan]

Link to tweet

Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

please tell me again how a bunch of lifelong Republicans in the FBI colluded with Ukraine and Hillary to frame Russia and lose her own election so that Trump would win so that then the deep state could take him down because fuck yes that all makes perfect sense to me derpity derp

10:03 AM - Nov 16, 2019

[BootinUp]

1. #DerpityDerpTrump

[saidsimplesimon]

4. "To the funny farm"

Look out Maralago, here IT comes.

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[Martin Eden]

6. Damn, I haven't heard that for something like 50 years

A new version for Trumpians is required now.

Please post and share when you have that ready.

[robbob]

12. Rumour has it that the 45 had the tune BACKWARDS on the b side

So, if you saw “They’re coming to take me away” on a jukebox you could select the “b” side and really drive everyone crazy!

[thesquanderer]

14. Fact, not rumor. I had the single. (n/t)

[MrsMatt]

2. Love him!

He's always on pointe.

[MontanaMama]

3. Next time I hear a MAGAT spout off with their BS

I will burst out laughing followed by a “derpityderp”. Derpityderp!

[lastlib]

8. I shot down a MAGAt on FB last night....

She posted a bunch of insane, inane garbage about how the impeachment was "overturning" the 2016 election. After I replied with a few actual facts about what Shitgibbon and his cronies have done to warrant impeachment, she replied with "Liberals are idiots! Trump 2020!"

My response: "My what an intelligent rejoinder! I guess I am totally defeated by the scintillating intellect by which I am confronted. I hereby offer my abject surrender to your superior cerebral ministrations. (**Snort!!**)"

Like their master, they Just. Can't. Stand. Ridicule.

[ChazInAz]

9. Literacy is a lethal weapon.

That's one of my favorite replies to a raving trumpette, usually followed by a curt "Goodbye" and blocking.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. That takes those quotes from Blazing Saddles to the next level.

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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.


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[albacore]

16. "Shitkicker"... nt

[SunSeeker]

5. K & R & Retweeted!

[Botany]

7. Jeff Tiedrich forgot that:

Hillary also had her email server smuggled out of the country and it is now hidden
in the Ukraine too.

[gordianot]

11. I have a stock answer to Trumpers "Deep State" assertion.

If there was really an omnipotent Deep State Trump would have been found in a ditch along the highway in 2015.

[Mersky]

13. I would like to borrow this.

I’ve got two deep staters I’m slowly making progress with, and this kind of logic might make them go quiet for a few seconds. Which is some kind of helpful, imo.

[smirkymonkey]

15. K&R

[Farmer-Rick]

17. Yes, because cheaters always cheat to lose.....right?

[saidsimplesimon]

18. It was a pleasure of reading. Thanks for the thread