If Mitt were Santa Claus, he'd fire the Reindeer and outsource the Elves!

[demwing]

fucking great lines from Strickland!

[cynatnite]

1. Ryan would shoot the reindeer, hang their heads on his wall and deport elves after Mitt fired them.

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[fadedrose]

14. "outsource the elves"

you were close....

[FirstLight]

2. i know!

ETA: My kid chimed in "If he did, then the Kids would all go after him!!"
I love my little liberal!

[Xipe Totec]

3. He'd roast the reindeer

and put the elves to work turning the spit.

[Cleita]

8. He'd get

Paul Ryan to bow shoot them first.

[Xipe Totec]

11. And get Rush

to provide the natural gas.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. If Mitt were Santa Claus he'd make the kids buy their own presents.

[tk2kewl]

5. My 5 year old was watching and he got a good laugh out of that one!

[demwing]

6. I'd add - "and everybody would get coal in their stocking, but NO SOLAR" /nt

[valerief]

7. Fabulous!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. OutsourcedElf has joined twitter!

@OutsourcedElf

Seeking Employment: good with hands, fast worker, can tell difference between naughty v. nice. Thanks Mitt

[skeewee08]

10. I like

Mitts money needs a passport

[WorseBeforeBetter]

12. Summering on the beaches of the Cayman Islands...

and wintering on the slopes of Switzerland.

He was cute.

[fadedrose]

13. He was amazing...

Never heard him speak before.

He said, among a lot of other things, Romney needs a "Passport for his money, - it summers in the Cayman Islands and winters on the ski slopes of Switzerland."

Also said, "Matthew 6:2l: 'Where your treasure is, there you heart will be also'."

That's nailing Romney pretty good...

[chieftain]

15. Ho Ho Ho !!!!n/t

[ThoughtCriminal]

16. Plenty of coal for everyone though!