I remember when Melania went to the hospital for her kidneys and came back with

[rurallib]

bigger hooters.

Do you suppose Dump wanted a boob job and was just trying to cover it up?

for the humor impaired

[malaise]

1. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

He already has bigger boobs than Melania

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Uday and Qusay, spawn #1 and #2

[malaise]

7. Them too!

DUzy

[George II]

25. Does he wear a bro or a manziere....

[TheBlackAdder]

30. That's why he can't run. He's slap himself silly by them.

[lunatica]

31. Boob reduction!

Liposuction of the saggy manboobs.

[dchill]

2. You think he's a boob donor?

[rurallib]

3. no - he wanted something to play with during all that downtime

keep his mind off the impeachment hearings

[dchill]

4. He could have just gotten a bigger mushroom.

[lunatica]

32. But he's a p##sy grabber

All he has to do is grab his camel toed double chin to get his jollies.

[torius]

5. Yes I also think it was a moob job

He’s not just a mobster, he’s a moobster.

[5X]

8. he was having something extracted from his ass

what or who we don't know.

[lastlib]

14. KellyAnne shoved his phone up there?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Lindsey Graham.

[TheBlackAdder]

29. ...or Hannity, they're both renting space up there.

[lunatica]

33. LOL!

[2naSalit]

9. I was thinking it could be

a little tightening of a certain sphincter.

[superpatriotman]

10. He should fix his assy neck

And get some filler for his disgusting cottage cheese face. I mean he’s a millionaire for chrissake

[rurallib]

11. he does need some major cosmetic touch ups, doesn't he?

A tummy tuck for sure.

[yellowdogintexas]

20. that gut is way beyond tummy tuck status!!!

probably hangs down to his knees when he's not wearing a belt.

[captain queeg]

13. I doubt any doc would agree to perform cosmetic surgery on him

Now that I think of it he’d have trouble getting any surgeon to touch him. The prudent thing to do would be hem haw around till he expires

[Neema]

21. He did get that quack to say he was in perfect health. There are at least a few doctors who

will do anything for money.

[keithbvadu2]

24. Cash in advance

[WhiteTara]

12. tragically they were lopsided

they don't get the best people after all.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Mushroon enhancement.

[rurallib]

17. maybe a psychedelic one?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Glow in the dark?

[rurallib]

19. !

[magicarpet]

26. Micro-mushroom augmentation.

[fierywoman]

22. I think he went to get his moobs reduced to an AA.

[Demonaut]

23. ass reduction

[Doreen]

27. Having bone spurs added so people can no longer call him on his lie about having them.

[TheBlackAdder]

28. Perhaps he found himself so full of shit that he went for an emergency high colonic. 😂