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King_Klonopin

(1,306 posts)
Mon Nov 18, 2019, 03:19 AM Nov 2019

My Top 10 Republican A-Holes in Washington D.C.

1) Donald Trump – Hands down winner. He is pure psychopathology at work spreading evil. He is an Antichrist in every sense of the word. A humanoid hybrid mix of Caligula and Mussolini who deserves the same fate. Detestable, abhorrent, despicable, vulgar, vile autocrat. He does not possess even one redeemable quality, no signs of humanity. He would have made a great ruler during the Dark Ages. Listening to him speak will cause aneurysms.

2) Mitch McConnell – Just an evil fucker, stacking courts and shamelessly gloating about the vile treatment of Merrick Garland. Biggest partisan hack in D.C. and the one mostly responsible for its dysfunction. Gerrymandering, voter suppression, corporatism, grifting, and packing the courts with activists judges are his thing. Nastiest turd in Congress in need of an enema.

3) Matthew Gaetz – He is too stupid to realize that he is stupid. Drunken, dickhead frat-boy gets elected to the Fun House. Simply a right-wing parrot who can’t formulate a cogent, original thought. A man with a face that is in need of a punch. He should be wearing a brown shirt and jackboots.

4) Jim Jordan – Little Man Syndrome sufferer. Appears to be jacked up on Red Bull and PEDs. Whenever I see him (and Gaetz) the words “domestic violence” seem to come to mind.

5) Lindsey Graham – Political whore. Morally bankrupt. Lacking any credibility. A Trump Toady who places party-over-country. Please, stop talking. You sound like a tool.

6) Rudy Giuliani – He is morphing into a comic book demon right before our eyes. Warped little troll who dreams about a totalitarian police state run by right-wing thugs. Is there a new Cabinet position called Secretary of Gargoyles?

7) Stephen Miller – An ugly imitation of a human being. Pure racist and total asshole. Too cowardly to admit his true identity. (Ken Cuccinelli is also made from the same mold) How, in God’s name, did he hijack the Executive Branch? We can at least thank him for getting the 40% of Americans who are racists and white supremacists to come out from the shadows and into the open.
Trump uber alles!

8) Bill Barr – Nothing but a Shill. His sole purpose is to protect a corrupt President and corrupt party.

9) Roger Stone – Richard Nixon is his idol. What more do you need to know? Enjoy your vacation in prison, smug asshole.

10) Rand Paul – the ophthamologist who is blind to his own hypocrisy and to the concept of irony. A “legislator” who doesn’t understand law. He’s not a Libertarian; he’s an authoritarian just like the rest of the cabal.


Remember when DU used to have Top 10 Conservative Idiots every week? That was my favorite posting.

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My Top 10 Republican A-Holes in Washington D.C. (Original Post) King_Klonopin Nov 2019 OP
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #1
I would flip #1 and #2. Mitch is better at being an effective asshole than Trump. TeamPooka Nov 2019 #2
Good list dalton99a Nov 2019 #3
Devin Nunes didn't even make the list. Huh.... Dorian Gray Nov 2019 #4
Damn. I forgot about that rodent. Mea culpa! nt King_Klonopin Nov 2019 #6
To be fair, there were a lot to choose from. Dorian Gray Nov 2019 #7
Good list but these are only the ones in the public eye. KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2019 #5
Must have been hell to limit it to just 10 BuffaloJackalope Nov 2019 #8

Response to King_Klonopin (Original post)

TeamPooka

(24,216 posts)
2. I would flip #1 and #2. Mitch is better at being an effective asshole than Trump.
Mon Nov 18, 2019, 03:55 AM
Nov 2019

Plus being number two would piss Trump off.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,489 posts)
5. Good list but these are only the ones in the public eye.
Mon Nov 18, 2019, 07:16 AM
Nov 2019

I would submit there are Rethug officials that work behind the scenes at think tanks, lobbying outfits and media organizations that are more evil than most elected politicians (who are just brainwashed and dumb). Those are the guys that dream up GOP policy and pull the strings of those on your list, along with the big money guys.

One thing's for sure: the GOP is awash with evil and corruption so there's plenty of miscreants to choose from....

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