For those unable to hear Nunes' "opening statement", it is, in a nutshell:

[Atticus]

"Everyone in the media, every Democrat and every witness who dares criticize Dear Leader is a deep-state never-Trumper engaged in an un-American conspiracy to undermine the glorious and heroic presidency of Donald J. Trump. Black is white; up is down; slavery is freedom!"

[rurallib]

1. I was unable to hear because I hit the mute button

[Peregrine Took]

6. Lol. Me, too! n/t

[vlyons]

13. I too turned him off

What a disgusting man.

[MrsCoffee]

2. Mooooo.

That’s all I hear when I mute him.

[DeminPennswoods]

26. Were I in the audience,

I think I'd have had to say "mooooo" at the end, even knowing I'd be kicked out.

[malaise]

3. And Solomon who has been discredited by his own The Hill

is the greatest journalist ever and as the Con said he should be given a Pulitzer

[2naSalit]

5. +1

[Johonny]

4. He then wet himself and called Sean Hannity for a life line...

[Sloumeau]

7. How, exactly, can Devin Nunes' body keep operating with that little brainpower? :)

[George II]

8. Here he is giving his opening statement:

[RainCaster]

9. Diarrhea of the mouth

What a liar. Completely bullshit statement denying Russian interference in our elections.

Another of Putin's lackeys.

[usaf-vet]

10. Nunes delusional position zero new info was heard or expected i.e. Trump's "perfect call".

[Augiedog]

11. And arble garble puckity poo.

[spanone]

12. He wasn't that articulate.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

14. Que pendejo! I'm sure his boss el mal hombre in WH will rewarded accordingly.

[Pendejo: idiot, stupido, sonso (foolish)]
[Mal: bad, evil, sick]

[aggiesal]

16. That why instead of refering to Don the Con as ...

Mr. President
I refer to him as
Mr. Pendejo45

[RestoreAmerica2020]

28. Mr.pendejo45..very fitting indeed!

.. Awhile ago I came across a list of nicknames [probably a DU post] many have for guy in WH...it's quite a list, see link. Ps. No 11 on list is self explanatory!


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.findnicknames.com/nicknames-for-donald-trump/&ved=2ahUKEwitm9un-fblAhUEuZ4KHUgjCe4QFjAcegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw0wNuV36wFGWpRjGRHO51LL&cshid=1574189667150

[aggiesal]

29. The list never mentions anything about 45 ...

As mentioned I use Pendejo45
But I sometimes use IQ45, and others here on DU reference something about 45.

I also refer to him as Donnie-Two-Scoops, Donnie-Smorgasbord
and others here refer him with Donnie-(nickname here)

Some on the list were very clever.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

30. I beleive this list came out around the time of election, 1st year of pendejo45's

..first year as president. Definitely needs to be uodated!

[ProgressDiv]

15. Mangled the Orwell reference...

I appreciate the sentiment, but let's get Orwell's "1984" totalitarian slogan right. Big Brother's mantra was "War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength."

[Atticus]

22. There was no attempt to quote Orwell, though the "slavery is freedom" language was a

nod to him. Thanks for the actual words he used.

[smb]

17. The Nutter in a Nutshell nt

[FormerOstrich]

18. He is a Never-Hillary

and part of the bully shallow state!

[patphil]

19. It's interesting that they view being a never-Trumper as a bad thing.

I see it the opposite.
Being a Trumper is a bad thing.

[moondust]

20. It very much reminds me of

Soviet propaganda about the West and capitalism in Pravda. Wayyyy over-the-top farcical nonsense. I had to turn it off.


ETA: Maybe some old KGB guy and his old pals are writing Devin's statements for him.

[Leith]

21. I missed the first few seconds

Did he accuse Democrats of trying to obtain nude photos of IQ45 again?

[TryLogic]

23. Guess which country specializes in disinformation.

My memory of communist/soviet/Russian disinformation goes back as far as Cuba and Castro's take over. They specialize in confusion, disinformation, and misinformation.

Of course we also have big US corporations such as tobacco companies, oil companies, and the "clean coal" industry.

Even though Trump is an effective con man, he is too stupid to be consistent. So I guess the current winner is the infamous Republican Party.

PS: FOX "News" is pretty damn good at it.

[H2O Man]

24. Recommended.

[B Stieg]

25. K&R and Thanks!

[wryter2000]

27. And, furthermore...

Mooo!

[Capperdan]

31. A California Eyesore

My friends in Fresno... please vote he and McCarthy out of here.

[LiberalFighter]

32. He needs to be inquisitioned.