All day I've stifled the urge to ask this Nunes question.

[Skidmore]

Anyone care to venture a guess about what he has in his hair to make it look that way?

[dweller]

1. Prep H

speculate
how it got there
🤔

✌🏼

[MontanaMama]

3. Boom!

We have a thread winner.

[malaise]

17. You win the internet for the day

[madinmaryland]

19. A little dab will do ya!

[Arthur_Frain]

2. It belongs to trump

and a dress was stained with it in a previous impeachment proceeding.

Apologies for mental images you cannot now unsee.

[PJMcK]

4. Gun Oil

Sorry for this.

https://www.gunoil.com

[The_Counsel]

5. I Can Take a Guess...

All I can say is "watch the date prep scene in 'There's Something About Mary..."

[Cha]

6. I don't have a tv.. what's it

look like, Skidmore?

[Skidmore]

25. Defies description, Cha, so

here's a picture.

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[Cha]

28. Ah ha.. super oily.. super slick..

only not so slick.. selling your soul to the devil.

[klook]

7. This stuff has multiple uses:

[Wellstone ruled]

9. Might be.

Used to buy Udder Balm by the pail for our Milk Cows. Did Devin's Cow share?

[Raster]

10. Hardly. The only cows Nunes has are fake cows.

[Wellstone ruled]

12. Talking about the

FB one. Nunes Family Dairy is now near Spencer Iowa,Steve King District.

[Raster]

15. Yes, and not owned by Dookie Devin.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a23471864/devin-nunes-family-farm-iowa-california/

<snip>

So here’s the secret: The Nunes family dairy of political lore—the one where his brother and parents work—isn’t in California. It’s in Iowa. Devin; his brother, Anthony III; and his parents, Anthony Jr. and Toni Dian, sold their California farmland in 2006. Anthony Jr. and Toni Dian, who has also been the treasurer of every one of Devin’s campaigns since 2001, used their cash from the sale to buy a dairy eighteen hundred miles away in Sibley, a small town in northwest Iowa where they—as well as Anthony III, Devin’s only sibling, and his wife, Lori—have lived since 2007. Devin’s uncle Gerald still owns a dairy back in Tulare, which is presumably where The Wall Street Journal’s reporter talked to Devin, and Devin is an investor in a Napa Valley winery, Alpha Omega, but his immediate family’s farm—as well as his family—is long gone.

<snip>

[Wellstone ruled]

23. I meant to say Sibley not Spencer.

Wonder what happened to the Russian Dude who invested in Nunes Winery. Heard the thing was broke or near broke.

Devin got himself into something he is totally unable to handle me thinks. Devin is a fake Dairyman if there was one.

[smirkymonkey]

20. I was just about to say "Bag Balm".

[klook]

21. Twisted minds...

[OneBlueDotBama]

8. Bull Semen...

It's part of his fake cow farm deal, the AI person delivers once a month to his office.

[Siwsan]

11. Probably an updated 'product' from what he used to do this

[The Figment]

13. KY Jelly

It the only thing that will allow him to shove his head so far up Trump's Ass

[Wounded Bear]

14. Bag balm?

[eShirl]

27. beat me to it!

[Vinca]

16. Well, we know it's not brains seeping out of his head.

[Sneederbunk]

18. Essence of Nunes.

[XRubicon]

22. Is That...Hair Gel?

[UTUSN]

24. He doesn't wear the Member of Congress lapel pin. Gym JORDAN doesn't wear lapels.

[tirebiter]

26. Dixie Peach Pomade Black

[Mike Nelson]

29. I know I should not comment...

... on a person's looks (hair,) but this is fun! I think, honestly, he may sweat a lot and not have time to take many showers a day - imagine the poor guy in Congress' shower with Gym J. lurking around! So, I think it's possibly some combination of oil and sweat.

... other than hair, I think it's weird how his eyes dart around. I don't think he likes his position as an apologizer for Crooked Donald.

It's an oily job.