White House on suicide watch. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is thinking: "Damn. . . . I'm screwed. . . . The Impeachment hearing are going bad. . . . It's all coming out no matter what I do. The professionals make my side look like clowns and thugs. . . . I can't throw Perry, Guiliani or Pompeo under the bus; they'd turn on me. . . . And the Supreme Court will let the taxes get out and then everyone will know. . . . Nobody will back me ever again. . . . I can only see one thing to do. . . . The only question is: . . . do I attack North Korea or Iran?"






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Note: This spud would never consider suicide, mainly because it would indicate loss. Therefore the subject line is only to get attention and set up misdirection for the joke, such as it is.

[Thomas Hurt]

1. Trump would try to disband the Congress before he would off himself.

[skip fox]

2. agree

[hlthe2b]

3. Quick! Hire those impeccable NY jail guards who did such a good job securing Epstein's safety...

I'm sure they are as dependable now, as then.

[skip fox]

4. D.T. continues thinking:

"And not only won't they pay for the wall, Mexico won't even take my calls."

[Johonny]

5. I read the news today, oh boy.

4,000 holes in my Ukranian defense.
And though the holes were rather small
Nunes had to spout them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the GOP's side of the hall.
I'd love to turn Hannity on.