@POTUS is now standing on South Lawn reading - from handwritten notes - quotes from Sondland....

[steve2470]

@POTUS
is now standing on South Lawn reading - from handwritten notes - quotes from Sondland testimony:

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He's really cracking up, in public. Good.

[Roland99]

1. I'm sure focusing on the quotes where GS says he was told directly by potus

That conditions existed for aid

[dhol82]

2. Will he now want to testify in rebuttal?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Dang it. He's alive.

I was hoping the "Weekend at Bernie's" rumors might have been true.

[Leghorn21]

4. Fuzzy closeup of first page of notes:

[FightingIrish]

5. He was scheduled to leave the White House over an hour ago.

https://factba.se/topic/calendar

[volstork]

8. They had to clean

all of the shit off of him first.... and find him a fresh pair of pants.

[underpants]

6. I WANT NOTHING. I WANT NOTHING. I WA....quid

[underpants]

7. Helicopter side chat?

[BumRushDaShow]

9. And Sondland hurled under the bus by being "I don't know him well"ed.

[SWBTATTReg]

10. I can't stand him on the WH, dirtying this storied of American Institutions...he needs to be, and...

will be thrown out of office w/ record breaking numbers (unless he sees the writing on the wall and resigns, due to 'health reasons'). Scumbag, filthy scumbag. So many other far better men and women have stood on that WH grounds, and desired it. Not this lying sack of crap.

[New Breed Leader]

11. They begged him PLEASE DO NOT GO OFF SCRIPT

HAHA

[Dennis Donovan]

12. Handwritten in Sharpie:

[steve2470]

13. you got it just before me LOL

Trump appears to believe that his statement just now will be “the final word from the pres of the U.S.”

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He is cracking up...... how much longer can he keep up a sane/functional facade ?

[Dennis Donovan]

17. He had to write that down!!

I'm not sure if I should or ...

[blue neen]

26. Like he's the "Great and Powerful Oz" or something.

What a tool.

[musette_sf]

14. "This is the final word"??

IF ONLY

[BannonsLiver]

15. Is that real?

[Dennis Donovan]

19. It's real...

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[BannonsLiver]

22. Holy shit.

[steve2470]

20. yes it's an actual photo nt

[LeftInTX]

30. On ABC News website, so I guess it's real!

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/eu-ambassador-gordon-sondland-testify-public-impeachment-hearing/story?id=67120135&cid=social_twitter_abcn&fbclid=IwAR2NVmQ7HFcOnTsCyHvsllzww2EQ36qQD1qezAsOVA-XWEHawxRAFJa-3tE


ETA: I wonder if Trump carries notes that say: Fake News! Fake News!

[Nevilledog]

16. Fucker can't even spell Zelensky correctly.

[Scurrilous]

23. Reads like lyrics to a song.

I want nothing, I want nothing, I want no quid pro quo.

[C_U_L8R]

27. The coverup gets them every time.

[greatauntoftriplets]

28. Idiot spelled "Zelensky" wrong.

[Ilsa]

29. OMG! For real?

We are so fucked with this simpleton in office.

[calimary]

35. SharpieGate Part 2

[Vinca]

38. OMG - that's for real, isn't it? At least it wasn't done in Crayola.

What a total numbnuts.

[Demovictory9]

18. nice pic of his large orange head

[Roland99]

21. Notice how LARGE the print is. He needs reading glasses but doesn't wear them

That’s why he screws up so much reading teleprompters

[Politicub]

24. I do not want green eggs and ham.

[Fiendish Thingy]

25. Those notes are a quote from Trump's phone call with Sondland

Except for the "final word" part perhaps, those notes are a direct quote from a,phone call that has been referenced in testimony.

[torius]

31. The Teleprompter is usually farther away...

not handheld!

[agtcovert]

32. They're gonna get a new font on the teleprompter...

Sharpie.

[marble falls]

33. That sharpie has had quite a work out since this spring1

[calimary]

34. With apologies to the Four Tops -

sung to Sondland:

“It’s the same old song,
But with a different meaning
Since you been ON!”

https://www.google.com/search?q=it%27s+the+same+old+song&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

[0rganism]

36. "seems like a nice guy": code for "i want him dead"

he's terribly vexed

Mr. Trump, the time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end.

[slumcamper]

37. He doesn't "speak," he Y E L L S.

'Coz that's what dictators do!

[LudwigPastorius]

39. What do those sharpie-scrawled notes say?

"All work and no play makes Trump a dull boy...All work and no play makes Trump a dull boy...All..."

He's as nutty as a squirrel turd.

[Pepsidog]

40. Standard dribble. Took a million bucks from him which should jog the memory.

[muriel_volestrangler]

41. In Trump's mind: man arrested for conspiracy to murder uses his phone call to contact the hitman

and say "don't kill the guy!". And then expects to be let go, because he cancelled the contract.