How in the world does Nunes do it? Each time he speaks, he pulls "fact" after "fact"

[Atticus]

out of his ass WHILE REMAINING SEATED!

It is really a remarkable skill that must have required years of practice.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. It's probably like farting.

All he has to do is lift a cheek slightly.

[OriginalGeek]

2. Normal humans run north to south

From mouth to anus. Nunes has got that river Nile action going. From his stupid ass right up and out his mouth.

[dweller]

3. there's a little man

with little little hands tweeting to him ...

✌🏼

[smb]

4. He Must Be Amazingly Nimble...

...to keep putting his foot in his mouth with his head wedged up Trump's ass.

[Midnight Writer]

5. It's easy to pull shit from your ass. But to pull shit from other people's asses? That is real skill

[JHB]

6. By the same way Republicans can constantly lose their shit...

...yet constantly remain so full of it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

7. He stores them in his mouth during the many hours

that his head is up his ass.

[lame54]

8. he's actually standing on his head

[backscatter712]

9. Oof!