Devin Nunes Accuses Witnesses of Misleading American People with Facts (Borowitz Report)
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what some observers called his most sarcastic opening statement of the impeachment inquiry, Representative Devin Nunes, on Thursday, accused witnesses of trying to mislead the American people with facts.
“From the beginning of these proceedings, the Democrats’ witnesses have offered facts, more facts, and nothing but facts,” Nunes said. “I, for one, have had enough of their factual games.”
Ramping up his attack, he accused the civil servants who have testified of having “an almost cult-like worship of verifiable information.”
“ ‘Step right up,’ these witnesses seem to be saying,” Nunes added. “ ‘The fact circus is in town.’ ”
Nunes, however, warned his Democratic colleagues that “the American people won’t be fooled by your relentless account of things that actually happened.”
“When the American people see the Democrats building this massive, sky-high tower of facts, they have to ask themselves: Is that all you’ve got?” he said.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/devin-nunes-accuses-witnesses-of-misleading-american-people-with-facts
= new reply since forum marked as read
Though the current administration sure gives him plenty to work with! 
And how many just followed along! 
with a Giuliani associate willing to testify about secret meetings Nunes had with the corrupt Ukrainian prosecutor to plot framing Biden. The Senate Intelligence Committee's ranking member!
How's THAT for Borowitz material? Can't make this stuff up.
Considering all we already knew! The inmates truly are running the asylum - so Borowitz doesn't have to reach very far! 
that threatens to uncover them by attempting to frame the movie's hero, and then a heroine.
