trumpy meaness everywhere

[myohmy2]

I cleaned up my 50 year old Panasonic RF 2200 (I love that radio), bought a new set of 'D' batteries and sat down to listen to some anticipated Christmas songs...surprise, surprise

...guess what I heard

"I want to wish you a Merry Christmas, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart...grease your knobby rod, grease your knobby rod..."...?

...why would anyone say that in a Christmas song?...and a few minutes later


"ho ho the mistletoe hung for all to see, somebody waits for you, kick her once for me...have a holly jolly..."

...kicking women is bad and something trump would do on Christmas; it's just not right...I tuned around when this little boy wanted to play his drum


"...come they told me, to rough up a bum, rough up a bum, rough up a bum..."

...how is it Christian to encourage children to harm people on Christmas?....then


...my niece Carol (who's a little over weight), said she found, "...candles in the windows, Carol's at the spinach..." a little offensive considering she's lost 15 pounds since September...(she hates spinach)

...again, trumpy meaness everywhere...I told her what I think is happening is trump's corrosive meaness is permeating even holiday songs and is ruinning our happy holiday season...

...she's now a never-trumper...

[cwydro]

1. I don't get this.

Where did you hear this? Am I missing a joke?

[Arthur_Frain]

2. Yeah me too

It’s a little vague, but I’d stretch and infer this was probably on some am radio RWNJ show.

[dewsgirl]

5. This is my assumption, that or some weird rap station.

[Hela]

3. Misheard lyrics gag

You know, like Jimi Hendrix singing, "'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

[cwydro]

4. Oh, got it.

Or CCR’s “There’s a bathroom on the right.”

[musette_sf]

6. It's a Holiday Melee of Mondegreen!

https://www.newyorker.com/science/maria-konnikova/science-misheard-lyrics-mondegreens

[Karadeniz]

7. This is unbelievable and deplorable. Listeners should complain.