Neo-Coward Supreme! . . . Please come CAPTION John Bolton!!!

[skip fox]

John (Sunshine Patriot) Bolton is saying: "I'd love to testify before Congress. I'd jump at the chance, . . . especially as I can see how dearly my country needs me. . . . In fact it's like I was born for this moment. . . . But I want to wait for a different federal judge to rule and wait to see if that gets appealed and then if the courts say I have to, . . . well, we'll see."






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Above CAPTION based on the following story linked at DU:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142400603

[LakeArenal]

1. I'd love to testify.

Just put your lips together and whistle.

[grumpyduck]

2. Well, he already showed what a PoS he is, so

now he's just making sure we don't forget.

[RKP5637]

3. "I wonder if they'll see me if I hide behind my mustache!"

[skip fox]

4. "It's a critical moment for my country, that's why

I'm taking a let's-wait-and-see."

[H2O Man]

5. Recommended.

I've never trusted, nor respected, any necroconservative.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. I see what you did there

[H2O Man]

10. I've done it

for decades. I wasn't a fan of them when their movement started in 1968. They have only gotten worse since then.

[CaptYossarian]

6. "Life was so much easier when I was Captain Kangaroo."

(Aside from all those damn ping pong balls)

[shenmue]

7. His mustache shrunk somehow

[skip fox]

8. "I'd love to stand up for my principles, but

I don't know where they went."

[Johonny]

11. I can't wait to tell congress a teaser about all the things I won't tell them, but they will be in

my up coming book. It makes a great stocking stuffer. Did I mention I'm writing a book? That's what patriots do. They don't tell the truth until they have a firm financial reason for doing so.