The WH terrified of contradicting Trump:

[Kingofalldems]

The dog is a female but Trump claimed it was male so...

Link to tweet

[dewsgirl]

1. Holy hell, although sharpie gate taught us this one.

For them to dirty up the weather service, just so he wasn't wrong was deeply disturbing, to say the least.

[smirkymonkey]

2. Who's a pretty girl?

She's such a beautiful dog! Poor thing had to lower herself to show up for a photo op with Trump, Melania and Pence. At least Pence had enough humanity to pet her on the head.

[Volaris]

34. That just means hes slightly better programmed than the rest of the repliclants...

[Thomas Hurt]

3. well sure, aren't you supposed to insert the dictator's reality into society...

[Karadeniz]

4. Sick and sad.

[essaynnc]

5. Hold the Phone!

I've heard so many things over the last couple of days about this dog and ITS visit to the White house. Can anyone tell me definitively if this is a MALE or FEMALE dog????????

[dewsgirl]

6. I am 75 percent certain she is a female, I think possibly.

[htuttle]

7. Yes, the Emperor has a very fine set of clothes, don't you think?

[Maru Kitteh]

8. Poor girl probably had to go through some stupid "sanitizing" process for her photo op

with that germaphobic, dog-hating nut case.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. Trump's 'germophobia' is one of convenience. He raw dogs porn stars and grabs women...

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but when he doesn't want anything to do with a person or situation he conveniently becomes a germophobe.

.

[Maru Kitteh]

39. Howard Hughes lived in a room for four months with bottles of his own excrement and urine

Crazy mofo's are generally rather inconsistent about their crazy.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. god I hate that man.

[Progressive Jones]

35. He's not a man... nt

[SonofDonald]

10. He just doesn't know

That to tell the sex of a dog you can just look underneath?

JFC

[DENVERPOPS]

30. Oh, I'm sure he knows

I wouldn't let that pervert anywhere near a dog of mine. Male or especially female.
He has to pay alot for it because any female I know would get a giant case of the creeps even being in the same room with him after seeing him with some of the women that he has been seen with.........

[Volaris]

36. It's more that it has to be a Man Doggie cause wimin cant do Big Strong Man war shit.

So it's a man doggie. Yes hes an idiot; I'm more concerned at this point that NOBODY who works in that building has the balls to tell him hes wrong.

[ThoughtCriminal]

11. Nothing they can't fix with a "Sharpie"

Sorry girl, but His Majesty has decreed...

[coti]

29. Bwahahaha nt

[Bernardo de La Paz]

12. tRump can't handle strong women

David Frum tweet:  ? "Regular reminder that Donald Trump’s core competency is not dealmaking with powerful counter-parties. It is duping gullible victims."

[Bernardo de La Paz]

13. This is rare case where appropriate to say "Karma is a bitch". . . . nt

[Kid Berwyn]

15. Happy birthday, Anthony!

Inventing reality for as long as anyone can remember.

[Kingofalldems]

16. Trump is that kid.

It's good that you them all in the cornfield. It's real good!

[JDC]

25. Exactly.

[MsLeopard]

17. You can't make this sh*t up!

Protecting the naked emperor stands as the top priority of Dump staffers. Top to bottom - no pun intended. Or maybe so, who knows?

[Aviation Pro]

18. He couldn't even name the breed

Belgian Malinois, you sick fuck.

[NellieStarbuck]

32. But Malinois is Slovenian, isn't she?

[BigmanPigman]

19. I thought they abandoned the whole "male/female" issue and went generic.

They are not saying, "Good boy", or girl, but are now just saying "Good dog" as opposed to "Good cat, Good gerbil, Good lizard", etc. It is safer this way, they get to keep their jobs as an enablers and STOOGES.

[bluestarone]

20. Well hell IF he's Gods chosen then

He should be able to preform a miracle, and change the sex of the dog. Just snap you're fingers mr. president.

[Harker]

21. He'll be demanding an anti-aircraft gun

for the rose garden.

[OhNo-Really]

22. Are we there yet??!

[Bob Loblaw]

23. He moved on her like a bitch

[JDC]

24. Insanity.

That dog had a great smile btw.

[James48]

26. Want to freak out a MAGAT?

Tell them Conan the dog had a sex change operation while in the military.

[sarge43]

27. ...

[TomSlick]

28. I can't imagine how positively shitty it must be to work in the White House these days.

Poor babies.

[NellieStarbuck]

31. Has he drawn new genitalia on the dog with a Sharpie yet?

[GeorgeGist]

37. She's beautiful ...

Trump's UGLY.

[Moral Compass]

38. This is more worrying than almost anything else I've heard

This is the stuff of monarchies and dictatorships.

No one is willing to correct the Great Leader?

This is what is going on with our military?

We may be well and truly fucked if we are now in the place where no one is willing to speak even this sort of trivial truth to power.

This is embarrassing.

[Recursion]

40. At least in the Marines all working dogs are female

This isn't some new revelation; it's been true at least since the civil war. Bitches train better and show greater impulse control, as a rule. Now, maybe Special Operations units or the Army have different selection rules, but something tells me they use the same selection process that law enforcement agencies do, and go with bitches.