When does the annual Fox News imaginary War on Christmas begin?

[Snake Plissken]

Usually Sarah Palin kicks off the opening festivities, but the last time anyone has seen her was on the back of a milk carton.

I figure Don Jr. would probably be looking to take her place this year.

[oswaldactedalone]

1. It starts now

and I’m firing the first shot with a loud “Happy Holidays, Everyone!”

[Volaris]

4. Nope. My opening salvo is going to be 'Happy Christmas, Harry'...

EVERYONE can just be 'harry' from now on, and if the haters wanna hate I'll just call them Death Eaters and they can all fuck right the fuck off lol!!

[Leghorn21]

2. This year we're taking down Thanksgiving first, Snake

Trump starts his rally by saying liberals don't want
Thanksgiving to be called Thanksgiving

Link to tweet

[oswaldactedalone]

3. I swear that I was going to post

a joke about not having finished the War on Thanksgiving, then a minute later I see that Drumpf actually said this.

[unitedwethrive]

5. Does it ever really stop?

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So many wars, so little time.

[Aquaria]

6. This