Capitol Alert Cows don't have fingers and can't insult Devin Nunes on Twitter, court filing says

[mucifer]

In a new filing to quash the subpoena, Parkhomenko’s attorney argues that the Twitter accounts’ language “does not constitute defamation” and that courts are tasked with protecting anonymous communications in the interest of freedom of speech.

“No reasonable person would believe that Devin Nunes’ cow actually has a Twitter account, or that the hyperbole, satire and cow-related jokes it posts are serious facts,” reads the filing in Virginia’s Henrico County Circuit Court. “It is self-evident that cows are domesticated livestock animals and do not have the intelligence, language, or opposable digits needed to operate a Twitter account. Defendant ‘Devin Nunes’ Mom’ likewise posts satirical patronizing, nagging, mothering comments which ostensibly treat Mr. Nunes as a misbehaving child.”

https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article237802609.html

[HeavyHemi]

1. Feb 2006 ... Do I post too much?

“It is self-evident that Trumpies are domesticated livestock animals and do not have the intelligence, language, or opposable digits needed to operate a Twitter account."

Minor correction.

[mucifer]

2. I just cut and pasted the article title and a few paragraphs

[Iterate]

6. Well, you'll never be accused of wasting internet ink.

Jump in.

[Gothmog]

3. This lawsuit should have dismissed already

This lawsuit is so bad that it is funny

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. Nunes is such a snowflake

[pecosbob]

5. Mooh-ving right along...