trump brags about his "gorgeous chest", starts a "bull****" chant

[Demovictory9]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7728111/Trump-rally-liberals-trying-change-Thanksgiving.html

Trump slammed the inquiry as’ bull****.’

'Bull****, bull****, bull****,' the crowd yelled back, offering a new chant to the president's previously raucous rallies which have included 'build the wall,' 'send them back,' and 'lock her up.'

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Trump said the doctors' praised his physique during his visit.

'The first thing they do is say, "Take off your shirt, sir, and show us that gorgeous chest. So we want to see. We've never seen a chest quite like it." No but seriously,' he told a Florida campaign rally.

[Stallion]

1. Threw up a littl' in my mouth

[Demovictory9]

2. yeah...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Is he trolling himself? "Gorgeous chest"?

[Demovictory9]

4. he is b cup

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. But saggier.

[msongs]

6. everybody;s seen melania's chest there donny, let's see yours too nt

[greyl]

7. Can't brag about something that isn't true. He's being mindlessly fanciful. nt

[RockRaven]

8. In other words, even these highly professional doctors flinched and/or vomited when he disrobed.

Almost everything Trump says is opposite of reality, or as close to it as his feeble mind can manage. Why should this anecdote be any different?

[dalton99a]

9. "Hmm... Gorgeous chest.... Where's your dick?"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Don't ask that question. He might be tempted to show it off.

Not that he could actually find it.

[VOX]

10. Oh yeah, a chest of orange "moobs" that hang down to his shoe-tops.

100 percent revolting. And THIS guy is the chosen one???

[Cartoonist]

11. Sir

That's not just a tell, it's a ten story billboard with strobe lights and sirens.

[Judi Lynn]

12. "Praised" his "physique?" They must be like the Indian blind men and the elephant.

[Nature Man]

13. he has tits

[nuxvomica]

14. Ok, let's unpack this

If he's saying they were impressed with his chest, that's where he was having an issue. So anxiety attack or heart attack or some other condition that causes chest pain and/or trouble breathing. The truth is always buried somewhere in his fantasies. If he was having trouble walking, he would've said the doctors wanted to see his gorgeous legs. Thankfully he wasn't suffering a bladder infection.

[dalton99a]

15. +1. Electrode attachment, or gowning for MRI

[Initech]

16. He's got some serious man boobs.

And what kind of doctor says "show us your gorgeous chest" unless they were being sarcastic? That seems kind of creepy.

[Tracer]

17. Said no doctor, ever.

NT

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. Said no sentient human, ever.

[crazytown]

20. Now your bra, sir, and show us those wonderful tits

:nausea: