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CatWoman

(79,283 posts)
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:01 PM Nov 2019

Trump Jr. urges followers to 'trigger a liberal' & ruin Thanksgiving for their family

You could win a copy of his book if you send him video of how you ruined Thanksgiving for your family.

Donald Trump Jr. is a lot like his father when it comes to social media. He engages in attacks on the media and private citizens, urges his followers to engage in bad behavior, and promotes conspiracy theories and flat-out untruths.

But for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, Trump Jr. is taking it a step further. He’s urging his fans to “trigger a liberal” and ruin the traditional family feast.

“Trigger a liberal thanksgiving,” the President’s son tweeted.

Trump Jr. is offering an autographed copy of his book Triggered as a prize for sending him photos or video of “something/someone triggered maybe with my book.”

While Trump Jr.’s book has been a “bestseller,” the New York Times announced that the book’s place on their bestseller listing was because the Republican National Committee purchased thousands of copies, spending almost $100,000 to promote the screed to Republican donors.

Triggered has a special mark on the bestseller’s list to indicate that its popularity is due to bulk purchases and not actual individuals purchasing the book. It’s unclear if other organizations or companies – like Trump’s own company – have also purchased mass quantities of the book to increase the sales numbers.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/11/trump-jr-urges-followers-trigger-liberal-ruin-thanksgiving-family/?fbclid=IwAR0vmiUMxEKPkrpo7n8vSnjcs3obfGiqnZQeGwGbcMcdof1-orYdXOVdaIQ
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Trump Jr. urges followers to 'trigger a liberal' & ruin Thanksgiving for their family (Original Post) CatWoman Nov 2019 OP
How very patriotic of him. dewsgirl Nov 2019 #1
He wants to change his title to Turbineguy Nov 2019 #2
Clown Prince would be more appropriate... comradebillyboy Nov 2019 #23
Clowns are generally entertaining Norbert Nov 2019 #39
Tough luck, junior. There can be only one crown/heir, & Ivanka is Crown Princess Hekate Nov 2019 #70
I seem to remember the mysterious case of a King who locked up Backseat Driver Nov 2019 #104
Gotta dump these 200,000 copies somehow! Kimberly is sick of skirting the piles in the Living Room! mr_lebowski Nov 2019 #3
People should take video of themselves sh#tting on his book and post it to his Twitter. nt Mike 03 Nov 2019 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #47
Brilliant! Iwasthere Nov 2019 #78
They're just mean fuckers, aren't they? The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #5
K and R..the above post..***"Mean fuckers!!!!! That is it, and that is all... READ POST 5. Stuart G Nov 2019 #9
But I thought their talking point was that liberals don't celebrate thanksgiving nt maryellen99 Nov 2019 #10
We do, but we call it something else, just to trigger the MAGAts The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #14
Yep and they think all liberals are vegans too maryellen99 Nov 2019 #16
Donnie D-cups... SammyWinstonJack Nov 2019 #77
That moniker is even better... 3catwoman3 Nov 2019 #110
When you a big fat hypocrite, I guess, it becomes hard to keep things straight The Genealogist Nov 2019 #36
Really, I mean they can give it a rest for just one day. Next is "Shit on Christmas Dinner" contest. TheBlackAdder Nov 2019 #37
Put lumps of coal in the stockings of liberals' children. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #40
They can not stop being dicks... Zoonart Nov 2019 #102
How is someone supposed to do that? wryter2000 Nov 2019 #6
I hope this moron doesn't get the shingles vaccine. Vinca Nov 2019 #7
What a raging asshole! smirkymonkey Nov 2019 #8
Exactly - to be a total dick. That's it. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #15
Cruelty and dickishness - like Jon Stewart said. (n/t) SMC22307 Nov 2019 #92
trigger a trumpster instead Fresh_Start Nov 2019 #11
I have a better idea... Moostache Nov 2019 #12
Chick-fil-A backtracked on all that...just so you know. ret5hd Nov 2019 #24
Had not heard that yet...link? (n/t) Moostache Nov 2019 #38
Google it... there's been quite a bit of coverage about Chick-fil-A backtracking. (n/t) SMC22307 Nov 2019 #93
Any bets on Disaffected Nov 2019 #29
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #45
That's a smart looking Red Mountain Nov 2019 #74
Why? They lied about doing that obamanut2012 Nov 2019 #97
I get it that they may lie and backtrack and miss lead ... Moostache Nov 2019 #98
Such the outdoorsman Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2019 #112
The biggest turkey. C_U_L8R Nov 2019 #13
With a little bit of editing this is his theme song. GemDigger Nov 2019 #17
Be best. badhair77 Nov 2019 #18
You libruls are soooo divisive! gratuitous Nov 2019 #19
+1000 smirkymonkey Nov 2019 #21
Why anyone anywhere on the political spectrum PoindexterOglethorpe Nov 2019 #20
It's because he's a mean bastard like his old man. Most people are trying to figure out The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #34
Junior's daddy still hates him. nt NCjack Nov 2019 #82
Sad, isn't it? The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #83
The royal scepter passes from the king to the prince... magicarpet Nov 2019 #22
Except Trump wants Ivanka to follow him. BKDem Nov 2019 #55
Junior is showing us that he's nothing but a spoiled brat who never grew up. n/t Eyeball_Kid Nov 2019 #25
ASSHOLES!! the whole lot of them bluestarone Nov 2019 #26
. magicarpet Nov 2019 #115
Well, coming from a turkey like him... Newest Reality Nov 2019 #27
Wow. Xolodno Nov 2019 #28
"They were careless people, Tom and Daisy - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated struggle4progress Nov 2019 #30
+1 great! bronxiteforever Nov 2019 #103
He can go take that trigger and shove it up his ass. Initech Nov 2019 #31
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #43
Sociopaths don't understand normal. Smart ones copy, but Hortensis Nov 2019 #32
Very "family values" of him NewJeffCT Nov 2019 #33
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #42
My gawd.... Freedomofspeech Nov 2019 #35
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #41
I would shove the car in "R". roamer65 Nov 2019 #48
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #50
There will be peace at ours. roamer65 Nov 2019 #66
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #69
You know something? That is a good question. smirkymonkey Nov 2019 #68
Hey, Junior, howsabout you stop by my house tomorrow -- with press in tow -- to deliver your book. Hoyt Nov 2019 #44
No politics are allowed at my Thanksgiving dinner. roamer65 Nov 2019 #46
So... skypilot Nov 2019 #49
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #51
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Nov 2019 #91
what kind of sick f**k do you have to be to come up with this... Thomas Hurt Nov 2019 #52
Such a mean-spirited, miserable POS shanti Nov 2019 #100
They are an ugly family. madaboutharry Nov 2019 #53
Trump is literally sowing discord in our nation's families. How Christian of him. TeamPooka Nov 2019 #54
It's cute he thinks I'm not the one triggering conservatives... SKKY Nov 2019 #56
Thanksgiving at the Trumps' must be extra special. eShirl Nov 2019 #57
That means taking another dump on his stupid book. TheCowsCameHome Nov 2019 #58
The whole family is a bunch of trolls... Wounded Bear Nov 2019 #59
This. NCLefty Nov 2019 #89
No matter what my Thanksgiving will be better than his ThoughtCriminal Nov 2019 #60
The NRA probably paid him to use the word "trigger". panader0 Nov 2019 #61
This message was self-deleted by its author Skittles Nov 2019 #62
he is stoking famly discord as a means of promoting his book Skittles Nov 2019 #63
dear don.... spanone Nov 2019 #64
If one of these Trumps died today I wouldn't shed a tear dustyscamp Nov 2019 #65
I'd party like it's 1999. roamer65 Nov 2019 #67
I'd be looking for the people lined up to piss on his/her grave. GoCubsGo Nov 2019 #73
Mean in every sense of the word: small, petty, cruel. He & the family that spawned him... Hekate Nov 2019 #71
It sounds like he's the one who is "triggered." GoCubsGo Nov 2019 #72
Let's trigger Diaper Don Dirty Socialist Nov 2019 #75
Maybe there is another "pee tape" lol. FM123 Nov 2019 #80
OK, but nobody's going to want eat the turkey after I get done shoving that book up its ass. tanyev Nov 2019 #76
And his old man just last night proclaimed that the "left" is dividing America. Liberal In Texas Nov 2019 #79
Would this be the same Chump Jr who ran out of Q&A Hassler Nov 2019 #81
Perhaps change the whole rating system to discount volume sales that attempt to distort the ... SWBTATTReg Nov 2019 #84
Kicking for those that may have missed it earlier. dewsgirl Nov 2019 #85
Everything is about "owning the libs" to these pissants. it's so boring. /nt IcyPeas Nov 2019 #86
Disgusting POS. MontanaMama Nov 2019 #87
He's declared War on Thanksgiving! Call Fox and tell them we found the culprit. Alithea Nov 2019 #88
I have to laugh because it's always them who storm away a huffing and a puffing. Sure trigger a UniteFightBack Nov 2019 #90
hew do we ruin theirs? ignoring them? ok boomer? pansypoo53219 Nov 2019 #94
"Triggering a liberal"...otherwise known as..."being a loudmouthed a$$hole" farmbo Nov 2019 #95
The Boss's Son's Son. Mc Mike Nov 2019 #96
How soon will their desire for "liberal tears" ramp up to "liberal blood"? VOX Nov 2019 #99
The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree. ArtTownsend Nov 2019 #101
Top notch phraseology, Art. Thanks, nt. Mc Mike Nov 2019 #114
Are you doing Thanksgiving with your children, Don Jr? keithbvadu2 Nov 2019 #105
I hope people across the country send him videos Generic Other Nov 2019 #106
LOL I was going to go with... SMC22307 Nov 2019 #108
... ck4829 Nov 2019 #107
Pics of us in Obama t-shirts eating pie would better. (n/t) SMC22307 Nov 2019 #109
Okay Don jr Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2019 #111
Be best, Junior... be best... Blue Owl Nov 2019 #113
Deer Son of the Greatest President of All Time jmowreader Nov 2019 #116

Backseat Driver

(4,339 posts)
104. I seem to remember the mysterious case of a King who locked up
Thu Nov 28, 2019, 01:38 PM
Nov 2019

little princes in the Tower of London and perhaps later, considering them heavy competition for the throne, ordered their execution!

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
3. Gotta dump these 200,000 copies somehow! Kimberly is sick of skirting the piles in the Living Room!
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:04 PM
Nov 2019

I bet if you send a scan of a faded, sepia-toned photograph of your Uncle passed out in a LA-Z-BOY from Thanksgiving 1978 and say "Uncle Joe passed out after ranting so hard about your book Junior!" ... you'll get the book.

Response to Mike 03 (Reply #4)

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,280 posts)
5. They're just mean fuckers, aren't they?
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:04 PM
Nov 2019

Nothing says family values more than encouraging people to ruin their families' Thanksgiving dinners.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,280 posts)
14. We do, but we call it something else, just to trigger the MAGAts
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:09 PM
Nov 2019

and to prove that we hate America. At least, that's the latest talking point from Donnie D-Cups and Fox.

The Genealogist

(4,723 posts)
36. When you a big fat hypocrite, I guess, it becomes hard to keep things straight
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:05 PM
Nov 2019

Thanksgiving is sacred, but also a time to toss a few turds into other people's punchbowls. I also wonder why you'd waste the time and energy trying to ruin a holiday for someone who supposedly already hates it?

It all boils down to deplorables being full of hate for everyone different from themselves, even if it means manufacturing differences that don't exist so they can hate more.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
8. What a raging asshole!
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:06 PM
Nov 2019

Why do this, except to be a total dick? Most liberals I know are not looking to "trigger" their right-wing/conservative friends and family members. We just want to avoid politics altogether and have a peaceful holiday. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Why are they so hate-filled ALL THE TIME!

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,280 posts)
15. Exactly - to be a total dick. That's it.
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:11 PM
Nov 2019

Little Donnie is still trying to get Daddy to love him, and he knows Daddy loves industrial-strength dickishness.

Fresh_Start

(11,330 posts)
11. trigger a trumpster instead
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:07 PM
Nov 2019

tell them it is a good thing that they have in-laws who can teach them how to lie to their children about why daddy/grandpa is in jail since Jared's family had lots of experience.

Moostache

(9,895 posts)
12. I have a better idea...
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:08 PM
Nov 2019

I am going to serve Chick-fil-A for the first time in years to celebrate their "capitulation" and support of abortion rights and LGBTQ advocacy...

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/11/snowflake-conservatives-have-white-hot-meltdown-over-getting-betrayed-by-chick-fil-a/

Oh and DJTJ? You are pathetic in ways that surpass your idiot father....but don't worry, he STILL finds you to be a crushing disappointment and failure...go back to contemplating life in the forest you twat...

Response to Moostache (Reply #12)

obamanut2012

(25,911 posts)
97. Why? They lied about doing that
Thu Nov 28, 2019, 08:38 AM
Nov 2019

They backtracked. And, let's make believe they did do so, which they didn't: they are known for not promoting women because of religious reasons, so wtf ever go there?

And, I used to be a huge CFA fan in my younger days, before I knew better.

Moostache

(9,895 posts)
98. I get it that they may lie and backtrack and miss lead ...
Thu Nov 28, 2019, 11:25 AM
Nov 2019

BUT...the mere mention of it is a trigger point for cons...for all the reasons you and others have pointed out (the misogyny, the bigotry, the nonsensical religious crap, and much more) Chick-fil-hate is a right wing dream like Hobby Lobby for that fucking Pillow guy.

Its the POSSIBILITY of being told they are wrong and that financially they are not enough to support hateful corporations in the current economy that drives them batty.

But, to be clear, maybe just SUGGESTING them and allowing the wingers to "gloat" about how C-F-A actually is "owning the libs" and "a strong X-tian example" and giving them their outrage pill of the hour...until they see me smirking about it!

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
19. You libruls are soooo divisive!
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:13 PM
Nov 2019

Yeah. It's the liberals who scheme to ruin family gatherings by being boorish ignoramuses and giving prizes of dubious values to the rudest.

How are the wife and kids, Don Jr.? Gonna see them tomorrow or are you spending the day with Gavin Newsome's sloppy seconds?

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,750 posts)
20. Why anyone anywhere on the political spectrum
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:14 PM
Nov 2019

would think it's a good idea to start an argument to ruin the holiday is frankly, appalling.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,280 posts)
34. It's because he's a mean bastard like his old man. Most people are trying to figure out
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:00 PM
Nov 2019

how to avoid arguments with their families at Thanksgiving, not start them. The douche doesn't fall far from the bag, does it?

magicarpet

(13,941 posts)
22. The royal scepter passes from the king to the prince...
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:20 PM
Nov 2019

.... Donnie Jr. wants to be sure after daddy finishes his second term the trDump dynasty passes to him.

He is polishing his hate bonifides to make sure the deplorables remain in the trDump camp once daddy's reign has expired and Jr. proudly takes over the crown of the king's vast empire.

Hail to the Fascist Emperor.

bluestarone

(16,722 posts)
26. ASSHOLES!! the whole lot of them
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:51 PM
Nov 2019

It's like a drop of tRUMPS blood fell on the floor and grew into a MONSTER!

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)
27. Well, coming from a turkey like him...
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:54 PM
Nov 2019

I mean, he needs to be stuffed.

A good response to this is just point at the turkey on the table, smile, and say Trump Jr.

That's a toxic fellow there, just like Dad. Addicts! Therapy? Brain surgery!

struggle4progress

(118,041 posts)
30. "They were careless people, Tom and Daisy - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 03:58 PM
Nov 2019

into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together and let other people clean up the mess they had made"

The Great Gatsby
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Response to Initech (Reply #31)

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
32. Sociopaths don't understand normal. Smart ones copy, but
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:00 PM
Nov 2019

this one's become completely above that.

Hope this gets around the right. I know a lot of conservative women and others who work their loving butts off every year and wouldn't find even the notion the least amusing.

Response to NewJeffCT (Reply #33)

Response to CatWoman (Original post)

roamer65

(36,739 posts)
48. I would shove the car in "R".
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:19 PM
Nov 2019

Last edited Wed Nov 27, 2019, 05:51 PM - Edit history (2)

Just to make sure I finished the “accident”. Finish what you start, I always say.

Response to roamer65 (Reply #48)

roamer65

(36,739 posts)
66. There will be peace at ours.
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 05:52 PM
Nov 2019

No politics will be discussed. Nor the unmentionable chief deplorable.

Happy holiday tomorrow, Chin.

Response to roamer65 (Reply #66)

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
68. You know something? That is a good question.
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 05:58 PM
Nov 2019

Where is Ivana anyway and why do you NEVER see her with her children or grandchildren. It's like she has no relationship with them at all. At one time she might have been a civilizing force in their lives, but it seems like the more she stays away the worse they get.

Maybe it's a good thing that he ignores Barron and Tiffany. At least they have some hope of turning out to be halfway decent human beings someday. The other 3 are irredeemable.

 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
44. Hey, Junior, howsabout you stop by my house tomorrow -- with press in tow -- to deliver your book.
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:14 PM
Nov 2019

We're having ham, but I'd still like to stuff a turkey.

skypilot

(8,848 posts)
49. So...
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:22 PM
Nov 2019

...if they trigger "something/someone...maybe with my book" then they get what exactly? Another copy of his book?

Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Response to Chin music (Reply #51)

shanti

(21,670 posts)
100. Such a mean-spirited, miserable POS
Thu Nov 28, 2019, 01:20 PM
Nov 2019

I fucking hate this entire family for what they've done and are still doing.

SKKY

(11,772 posts)
56. It's cute he thinks I'm not the one triggering conservatives...
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:43 PM
Nov 2019

...My MAGA family members don't really talk about politics around me because I bring facts to counter their Fox and OANN talking points. It doesn't end well for them.

Wounded Bear

(58,440 posts)
59. The whole family is a bunch of trolls...
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 04:57 PM
Nov 2019

whose only purpose is to stir up shit and profit off the chaos.

ThoughtCriminal

(14,011 posts)
60. No matter what my Thanksgiving will be better than his
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 05:04 PM
Nov 2019

because I don't have to spend it with Trump Sr. or anyone else in that weird family.

panader0

(25,816 posts)
61. The NRA probably paid him to use the word "trigger".
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 05:20 PM
Nov 2019

Seriously, some of the deplorables will see this as a call to kill.

Response to CatWoman (Original post)

Skittles

(152,965 posts)
63. he is stoking famly discord as a means of promoting his book
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 05:26 PM
Nov 2019

what a sick, mean, arrogant piece of utter fucking SHIT he is - just like his demented father

GoCubsGo

(32,061 posts)
73. I'd be looking for the people lined up to piss on his/her grave.
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 06:31 PM
Nov 2019

I'd get in line ASAP, because it's going to be a loooooooooooong line.

Hekate

(90,202 posts)
71. Mean in every sense of the word: small, petty, cruel. He & the family that spawned him...
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 06:20 PM
Nov 2019

...can just go to Hell.

Thanksgiving at their house must be real special.


GoCubsGo

(32,061 posts)
72. It sounds like he's the one who is "triggered."
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 06:28 PM
Nov 2019

If he wasn't, he wouldn't care what "liberals" think about the phoniness of his best sellers list status. Fucking nasty moron. Just like his asshole father. Stupidity runs deep in that family.

I can't wait to see this whole putrid family frog-marched off to prison.

Dirty Socialist

(3,248 posts)
75. Let's trigger Diaper Don
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 06:58 PM
Nov 2019

When Diaper Don was in college, he would drink heavily, then fall asleep in someone’s bed, and peee his pants. Someone should bring that up to him. No sense in treating a Trump Chump with any decency.

Liberal In Texas

(13,453 posts)
79. And his old man just last night proclaimed that the "left" is dividing America.
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 07:10 PM
Nov 2019

What a bunch of liars and hypocrites. But we all know that here.

Hassler

(3,326 posts)
81. Would this be the same Chump Jr who ran out of Q&A
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 07:26 PM
Nov 2019

With Chump's supporters when he snowflaked at their questions?

SWBTATTReg

(21,859 posts)
84. Perhaps change the whole rating system to discount volume sales that attempt to distort the ...
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 07:31 PM
Nov 2019

best seller title. This is a blatant attempt to jury rig the ratings and goose up sales ...

 

UniteFightBack

(8,231 posts)
90. I have to laugh because it's always them who storm away a huffing and a puffing. Sure trigger a
Wed Nov 27, 2019, 09:01 PM
Nov 2019

liberal and lets match some fucking wits nitwits.

farmbo

(3,120 posts)
95. "Triggering a liberal"...otherwise known as..."being a loudmouthed a$$hole"
Thu Nov 28, 2019, 08:13 AM
Nov 2019

And the only reaction it 'triggers' at most Thanksgiving tables is : "If this keeps up, we have to start thinking about taking Uncle Cletus down to the Probate Court."

VOX

(22,976 posts)
99. How soon will their desire for "liberal tears" ramp up to "liberal blood"?
Thu Nov 28, 2019, 11:34 AM
Nov 2019

Given the average I.Q. of Trumpists, they’d believe they were doing a good deed for their “chosen one.”

It’s a sobering thought.

keithbvadu2

(36,369 posts)
105. Are you doing Thanksgiving with your children, Don Jr?
Thu Nov 28, 2019, 01:43 PM
Nov 2019

Are you doing Thanksgiving with your children, Don Jr?

Generic Other

(28,979 posts)
106. I hope people across the country send him videos
Thu Nov 28, 2019, 02:04 PM
Nov 2019

of relatives beating the crap out of MAGATs who try this trick.

SMC22307

(8,088 posts)
108. LOL I was going to go with...
Thu Nov 28, 2019, 02:36 PM
Nov 2019

tag football out in the leafy yard, hikes in the woods (picking up any plastic and trash along the way), bourbon around the firepit, curled up on the sofa in an Obama t-shirt clutching a pie plate... happy stuff. But I think I like yours better.

jmowreader

(50,453 posts)
116. Deer Son of the Greatest President of All Time
Sat Nov 30, 2019, 06:04 PM
Nov 2019

I saw your great offer "Send Video of Proud Americans Ruining a Libtard's Thanksgiving for a Free Book."

As you know I am Our Great President Trump's Number One Fan. And seeing's how this contest is right up my alley and the restraining order against me has finally been lifted, I knew I had to enter.

To get ready for the great event, I put on my Trump shirt, Trump pants, Trump shoes with matching socks, Trump undies and a Make America Great Again hat. Then I got my wife to paint "Trump" on my face in Halloween makeup, grabbed twelve guns and three video cameras, and headed to my stupid libtard brother's house to teach all them uppity commies a lesson about what a real president looks like.

Within thirty seconds of my arrival, I had been stripped naked and beaten half to death. They shit on my precius MAGA hat. They scrubbed Our Great President's name off my face with sandpaper. And then they threw me out in the snowbank. My thanksgiving dinner was two hot dogs from a gas station and a can of PBR I had to go home to drink.

Can you find it in your heart to send me a new hat? Thanks. Your fried Jethro.

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