These turkeys need a good stuffin'! . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity & Tucker Carlson!!!

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Sean Hannity is saying: "There's so much to be thankful for: . . . the migrant kids stopped at the border; . . . the money the government is saving by reducing food stamps and welfare benefits, especially in the inner cities; . . . cases conderning gerrymandering have been declined by the Supreme Court; . . . nobody cares if the president committed a crime or not; . . . false science and fake history are being exposed and defunded (soon we might go for criminal prosecutions); . . . and you'll like this one best of all, Tucker, get this: plans are underway to bankrupt Social Security and Medicare. . . . then we're getting rid of child labor laws. . . . Isn't that great! . . . Sometimes it's hard counting all my blessings."

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1. S.H. continues:

"And here's one just for you, Tucker: I'm going to personally campaign to have ethnic cleansing taken off of the U.N.'s list of Crimes Against Humanity."

[DFW]

2. Hannity is saying this:

"Everything Donald Trump has said while in office came completely from his own mind. I never had any input whatsoever."

Carlson is laughing appropriately.

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3. S.H. is saying:

"So I told her my sense of humor was so civilized that t would get out of the shower to take a pee."

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4. S.H. continues:

"Just how am I funny? . . . I don't know. You're the one who said I was funny. . . . Do I amuse you? . . . Am I here to amuse you? . . . Let me get this straight, you think I'm here to fucking amuse you?"

[Initech]

5. "And then I remembered that I thank god that Giuliani is not *MY* lawyer!"