What's he doing with his feet?

[sheshe2]

That is the most awkward stance I have ever seen (blow it up if you can) Is he practicing for a game of Twister with the troops? Or is a new dance step he learned with that little hand action he has got going there? That is one bizarre photo.

What a dweeb.

[dewsgirl]

1. Bookmarking I'm hella curious about this.

[sheshe2]

4. I tried to copy the stance and nearly fell over.

Wait!

Maybe it is the:

The Hokey Pokey


You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about,
You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around
That what it's all about.
2) left hand
3) right foot
4) left foot
5) head
6) butt
7) whole self

[2naSalit]

17. That could be it! ...nt

[sop]

26. Trump needs to be in the Hokey Pokey, maybe that'll turn him around.

[dewsgirl]

31. LOL😆

[sheshe2]

43. Tee Hee

[DENVERPOPS]

38. More like "pussy footing" don't you think

[sheshe2]

44. Ha, that is a tell.

[DENVERPOPS]

59. The "pussy" part, or the "footing" part?????

We used to take cocky asshole bragging shits like him, out behind the high school and one of us would pound the shit out of him, just because and for no special reason.

[sheshe2]

60. The pussy part.

Glad you called people like him on it.

[DENVERPOPS]

61. There are millions

There are probably millions who would love to take this "tough guy" (pussy) out back to the rose garden, believe me. And invite several other despicables along like Mitch McConnell, Rush Limpdick, Sean Hannity, etc etc etc.....

[tblue37]

80. Fourth position:

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Bone spurs. Do you think he lied?!??!

[sheshe2]

6. Donnie lie?

Impossible.

[CaptYossarian]

3. Being in a room full of white males excites him that much.

Explains the overly long tie.

Either that or his Depends has sprung a leak.

[sheshe2]

45. Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

And a huge Peeuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[CaptYossarian]

68. Don't worry. It's hardly noticeable.

[DENVERPOPS]

86. Putin

Putin got him hooked on "Bromances" years ago over in Russia.........

[CaptYossarian]

87. It was the shirtless pics.

[DENVERPOPS]

88. And you know what else CY?

Believe me, you don't want to know the intimate nauseating particulars

Putin probably gave him......never mind.........I don't want to get banned by the DU potty patrol censors.....

[CaptYossarian]

89. Potty patrol censors? You mean the dreaded PPC?

I didn't think any dumping on TrumPutin was verboten.

You're probably thinking of a "mutual Lewinsky". In this case, a white and an orange guy together quicker than you can say Cremesicle.

[LuckyCharms]

5. Also, those are probably 4 inch lift shoes.

Big heel.

And look at how far the laces go up his foot (you have to blow up the picture).

[sheshe2]

9. Correctional shoes for his bone spurs me thinks.

The extra high lacing also gives him ankle support for those lifts.

[2naSalit]

19. He's probably wearing field boots

since he's in a war zone. He may be wearing the suit but he's also sporting some regulation wear.

[LuckyCharms]

25. Here are his shoes on inauguration day.

Same type of shoe.

[DENVERPOPS]

64. He is probably

He is probably jealous that she gets to wear 4" heels........

A couple of inches on his heels, a couple inches for the hair on the top of his head.......

And Melanoma is as tall as he is in 4" heels? And how tall is she barefooted??????

His 6'2" bullshit becomes apparent in photos like this........

[matt819]

35. Also

Look at the length of the heel. He’s probably 5’11”, 290 lbs.

Not that I’m height or fat shaming. Just repeating what sone people say.

[Aquaria]

56. My mother spent all of her career having to gauge weight by looking at people

Back in the old days, hospitals didn't always have time to weigh patients when they needed an emergency surgery, and my mother had to know how to estimate weight to administer the right amount of anesthesia. And she was good at it.

She had the grotesque pig pegged at 375--minimum--two years ago. He's only gotten fatter since then.

I'm guessing he's topping 400, maybe even 425 by now. Does that make Fatty McDumbAss the piggiest POTUS ever?

He's certainly the ugliest of all time, in looks and personality.

[tanyev]

7. Hmm, looks like a Lindy Swivel to me. The lady's part.

[sheshe2]

11. OMG!

You nailed it perfectly!!! Plus his pants are fanning out just like her bell bottoms.

Thanks for the laugh!

[MagickMuffin]

70. That was my thoughts as well

I swing dance and this is why it screamed out at me.

I watched the vid, the music they dance to at the end is not what they are probably dancing to.

The swing dance community is very big in D/FW.

[tanyev]

72. Ha! I didn't watch to the end when I posted it.

Yeah, that’s not swing music. They probably didn’t want to deal with copyright issues. I take ballroom dance lessons but hubby doesn’t dance, so I don’t really do social dancing. A showcase with my teacher every once in a while keeps me motivated.

[Maru Kitteh]

8. He has to piss

and his brief already has all it can hold.

[sheshe2]

13. Hahehehe.

So, your are telling me that it went down his leg and he is trying to shake it all out? No wonder the guys on stage are laughing so hard.

[friend of m and j]

39. MY first thought was

he was trying to cross his legs to keep from peeing in his pants.

[magicarpet]

82. A big turd fell out of his depends as he was climbing the stairs to get on to the stage....

.... for his speech. He is trying to discretely shake the clump of turd down his pant leg over by the side of the stage, rather than have the turd roll out while he is at the podium giving his speech. He doesn't want to stink up the area by the microphone.

He is so resourceful and almost, but not quite yet, pResidential. Still on a very sharp learning curve.

[BlueSpot]

10. It's a still shot so hard to tell..

Looks like he's pivoting to his left to walk in that direction.

Grasping with this thread, IMO.

[sheshe2]

16. I am not "grasping with this thread."

First of all try that stance a few times. I did and it is incredibly awkward. Looks to me like he is losing his balance.

Second of all he is an ass***e that is doing our best to make the US a shithole country. He is doing everything to destroy us while he S**TS on our Constitution.

[BlueSpot]

74. You seem very defensive

It wasn't a stance. It was a frame from a video. Probably an abrupt change in direction.

I am not going to spend my time trying to make poses imitating the position of Donald Trump. Knock yourself out if that makes you happy.

I despise the SOB too but hanging out and looking for moments of derp to post is just silly, IMO. There are far bigger things.

But go ahead and make your posts and get your recs.

Whatever.

[Beringia]

12. Looks like he is doing some kind of vogue move with holding his jacket

[Ohiogal]

14. Mel taught him how to pivot on the runway?

He is such a goddam freak.

[2naSalit]

15. Isn't that Position #7?

Looks like he's trying to dance but, like trying to throw a baseball... well, you know how he is.

[sheshe2]

18. Lol.

I have seen him try to throw a baseball.

[2naSalit]

20. It made me think of

a ballet stretch position. I don't remember them all.

[fierywoman]

28. Maybe he heard that if you do plies in all 5 positions it does

great things for your glutes and thighs.

[Still In Wisconsin]

53. Worst fourth position EVER. n/t

[2naSalit]

66. LOL

[sheshe2]

37. He wouldn't make it past #1.

Plus I need eye bleach to even in my wildest imagine him in a leotard.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!!!





I warned ya!

[fierywoman]

62. OMG LOL thank you for the belly laugh. For sure he has to work to stretch his feet to a nice

straight point since he's wearing the high heels all the time.

[DENVERPOPS]

65. Is that a

folded up sock in the crotch of his leotard?????????

[lapucelle]

67. Fourth position.... Louis XIV's preferred pose for portraits.

It fits right in with the Trumps's "l'état, c'est moi" attitude.

[fierywoman]

71. Brilliant!

[dewsgirl]

32. Oh no! This looks like it matches, whatever the F he

was doing in that photo with his top half.😉

[KY_EnviroGuy]

21. He's a paper towel man exclusively.

Except he's been known to toss a few golf balls to his liking as well.......

[betsuni]

22. It's the ballet fourth position.

He's doing the arm position wrong, tho.

[smirkymonkey]

73. Yes!

I get the feeling that he is trying to impress. That he is trying to appear graceful and "noble". What a fucking joke! Of course they probably ate it up because he is their CIC.

He is so repulsive. Everyone else knows that he is just a giant clod and a buffoon. He isn't fooling anybody.

[ornotna]

23. Looks like he's trying to do a battement tendu

but his arms are all wrong

[MontanaMama]

24. Okay. First of all...

what’s with the high water pants? And, do they have cuffs?? If they don’t have cuffs, are his pants hemmed with staples? Somethings weird here...

[True Blue American]

78. Thank you.

I was just getting ready to ask about the short pants. They are never that short. He looks armored from head to toe.

Captain Bone Spurs parading in front of real Troops. Bush did that too.

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[Quackers]

29. Honestly, I think it's because he's not coordinated enough to walk while looking in

A different direction. The direction of his foot is moving with his eyes. Something is definitely wrong inside that brain.

[evertonfc]

30. He jigs

Two things. First he dances jigs a lot. Especially when he is cheered- clutched fists and jigs a bit. Secondly, I've read that he has severe bunions on both feet. It causes him to appear to sway when standing. It's another reason you never see him in flip flops in summer.

[sheshe2]

33. He got an army deferment for bone spurs not bunions.

However he played football in college painlessly and golfs a whole hell of a lot. His swaying seems to be because he is extremely obese and wears lifts in his shoes so he seems taller than he is. He is an unhealthy man.

[evertonfc]

36. agree but

I've read several times where he has "severe" bunions too. I'm not well versed on bunions so no idea what severe indicates.

[sheshe2]

41. With his $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

And the high quality heath coverage he is given as pResident he could have done something about an issue that has caused him "crippling pain" since his 20's. He did nothing and there is nothing wrong with his feet.

Surgery
Some bunions may need surgery, but only if the symptoms are severe. You shouldn’t get surgery just because you don’t like the way the bunion makes your foot look, because the risks can outweigh the benefits.

You’ll want to talk with your doctor about what you can expect, and what the recovery will be like.
The surgery is called bunionectomy. You may get it done in a hospital or a surgery center.
You may get local anesthesia, which numbs the area, and sedation. Or you might get general anesthesia so you’re not awake for the procedure.

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-bunions-treatment#1

There are a lot of severe problems he has, bunions are not one of them.

[madamesilverspurs]

34. Imitation?

Something he thought he saw in a mirror, maybe?

[sheshe2]

42. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mersky]

40. Nah nuh nanah nanah nuh...

Chickenhawk dance?

[Skittles]

46. why are these troops clapping for a draft-dodging con man who loves war criminals?

UGH

[sheshe2]

48. IKR?

Also one that just pardoned war criminals against the advice of the Pentagon and Ranking Military.

[BHDem53]

47. He thinks he's Michael Flatley.

[sheshe2]

49. Lol.

In his dreams.

[democratisphere]

50. drumpf is showing the troops the "bone spur two step" dance.

[eppur_se_muova]

51. You give me fever ...

(you give me fever) when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight (you give me fever)
Fever in the mornin'
Fever all through the night

https://genius.com/Peggy-lee-fever-lyrics

[sheshe2]

52. ...

[certainot]

54. he's a tripple jointed alien from a planet called dotard

[PCIntern]

55. He's an alien like the ones on

That Charlie Sheen movie with the weird legs. Ron Silver (yuck) was in it too. Cant recall the name of the film right now.

[sheshe2]

57. The Arrival?

[Gothmog]

58. I am also curious

[NCLefty]

63. Maybe he was walking and/or turning. /shrug

[BSdetect]

69. Who is the jerk trying to lead the applause?

[Judi Lynn]

75. He came with Trump, from Washington.

Don't know his creepy name.

[BlueMTexpat]

76. Thanks, ss2!

This OP and its responses have elicited some chuckles on a morning when I badly needed them!

Perhaps he thinks that he's walking in a minefield. If he thinks at all.

What I like least is to see the toadies who are apparently applauding him.

[True Blue American]

77. Trump has neuropathy

In his feet and legs. The furthest you have seen him walk is to the helicopter. He has trouble going up and down stairs, uses a golf cart. Notice how stiff he walks and how he increasingly hangs on to the Lectern.

[tblue37]

79. That's fourth position:

[captain queeg]

81. He's looking in pretty bad shape, worse than usual

Pasty white complexion, even fatter all the time. I noticed the “troops” didn’t have their name tags and other identifying markers but that’s not necessarily a surprise. Would be done for security but only if it was a known photo op. Not a very military looking bunch; maybe the guy on the far left. He has the look of an officer. The rest are pencil pushers. The guy on the far right’s pants aren’t tucked into his boots. None of them are wearing those things army guys wear that capture the pants cuffs; can’t remember what they call them but they are the official army uniform.

[The Blue Flower]

83. Anyone else old enough to remember Jackie Gleason?

Looks like his "and away we go!" shtick.

[Kahuna7]

84. He has to pee and he's holding it in???

[Scurrilous]

85. "Disco Boy. Run to the toilet, honey, Comb your hair."