Twas a Month Before Christmas
Twas a month before Christmas and St. Schiff had been busy
And what he had done had now put Trump in a tizzy.
Devin was out in a field and eating some grass
as Gym Jordan was being a pain in the ass.
But up on Capital Hill there arose such a clatter
That Nancy P sprang up to see what was the matter
She opened her window and threw up the sash
and there was St. Schiff moving quite fast … almost in a dash
Adam then hung up his work with skill as he was humming
Nancy smiled because she knew an impeachment was coming
And around St. Schiff the people started to huddle
But Lindsey said, "They won’t understand 'cause they live in a Fox bubble."
But then St. Schiff smiled and gave a nod and wink
and said, “It is all right here you don’t even have to think
The case he laid out was air tight
Adam said, “Beware! The Truth is the people’s might.”
St. Schiff said, “You see Trump has broken the law.”
And in a nearby oak tree a crow started caw,
“It’s the law, It’s the law, It’s the law, It’s the law."
And with that the people started to dance and sing
We must, we must, we must find a bell to ring.
And then on its own some 125 miles away
The Liberty Bell started to clang all night and all day.
It is the law! It is the law!
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