I predict trump will testify in the Senate impeachment trial...

[Joe941]

Just think about it. He loves the attention and this is the way he can gain the audience and attention he craves. Nothing he could ever do would give his this big an audience. It will be his ultimate performance. Just imagine the ratings!

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

1. The trial would last for months...

He’d never stop talking

[bluestarone]

2. Don't see that at all

The Dems. will eat his lunch!

[Tribalceltic]

3. This scene just popped right into my head

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[NurseJackie]

15. Yes. Thank you!

[SterlingPound]

4. Oh Please please do!

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[blm]

5. Nope, he's a fraud and a coward and he knows he's a fraud and a coward.

He would never testify under oath on broadcast tv.

[BlueTsunami2018]

6. He'll never go under oath. Never.

He can’t stop himself from lying. It’s why his lawyers wouldn’t let him interview with Mueller. There’s zero chance this happens.

[Joe941]

7. He is all about audience size and ratings. It's going to be tempting for him.

[keithbvadu2]

9. It is impossible to fall into a perjury trap if you tell the truth.

Trump would dive in.

[stopbush]

10. Yertle will have him appear without swearing an oath.

That way he can lie all he wants.

[rurallib]

12. Oath or not, isn't lying to Congress a felony?

Trump can't utter 2 sentences without one being a lie.

[MsLeopard]

8. He might show up

to testify. But at the very first hard question he’ll bolt from the room like a crying 3 year old. He’s useless.

[mopinko]

11. he'll be happy enough that everyone is talking about him.

and the kids would drag him off to walter reed first.

[DavidDvorkin]

13. I doubt it, but it would be great if he did.

[blueinredohio]

14. He, nor any of his lackies will testify in the Senate impeachment.

He doesn't know any better but his lackies are not going to speak under oath.

[scheming daemons]

16. That would require him to be under oath. He will NEVER voluntarily be under oath.

[jcgoldie]

17. never

Even in a crowd of yes men and with a brain of goo someone will convince him its impossible for him to testify under oath.

You have him completely wrong. You are visualizing some sort of jack Nicholson "few good men" asshole... Trump is a cowardly run home and tweet shit in the dark asshole.