Do those new light bulbs make you look orange?

[apcalc]

Are you flushing the toilet 10-15 times???

Yikes

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-light-bulbs-toilets-roundtable

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. No, but...

This kitty is giving it a shot!

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[apcalc]

2. LOL!😁

[CatMor]

7. That is so very funny ... Such a cutie.

[Ilsa]

8. I would suggest

Locking the cat out of the bathroom while y'all are at work, but I bet your cat already has had a key made.

[packman]

14. Best laff in a long time -thanks

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[Ferrets are Cool]

27. That is hilarious!!

[SidDithers]

3. They make orange people look orange...

See Trump, John Boehner and Oompa-Loompas.

Sid

[apcalc]

4. Hysterical, Sid!!!😁

[appleannie1]

5. Of course his fake spray tan job could not possibly be why he is orange. It has to be the lights.

And we won't even go there with why he has to flush multiple times.

[SeattleVet]

6. Of course, he looks just as orange in the daylight, too.

Damn sun!

Funny how it doesn't make anyone else look like that.

[apcalc]

28. He claims it is poor water pressure

Shower has a very slow drip too!

[struggle4progress]

9. No, my new-fangled lights give me a healthy ruddy glow

and my low-flush toilet saves me money



Different strokes for different folks ...

[appleannie1]

10. And I only need to flush once

[struggle4progress]

11. Maybe he's got some obsessive-compulsive thingy going on there

[appleannie1]

13. I am more inclined to think it is all the cheeseburgers he stuffs in his face.

[Ms. Toad]

17. You're lucky, then.

I still have such poor experiences with toilets that they will pry my old, water-inefficient, toilets out of my cold, dead hands.

[appleannie1]

21. Mine is a new one but since they drilled for gas here the well water is orange or black.

[Ms. Toad]

24. So's ours.

We have ~5 softening/iron remover/neutralizing tanks before it comes inside.

But they do a good job - it returns to the water table via the septic system & filtration - and all it costs is the electricity/salt/neutralizing products for all the water we want.

[apcalc]

12. Oh yeah ... the EPA is "looking strongly" at this

Dumbass

[Ms. Toad]

15. Not 10-15 times - but he is correct as to the assertion that newer toilets

often required more than one flush. I use one that regularly requires 3, and sometimes 4 (even just for urine and a bit of toilet paper).

I'd blame it on adjustment to the new regulations on water efficiency (and the cost of replacing the bad first post-regulation models) - except that the regulations are no longer old, and this particular toilet is less than 3 years old.

And - when it isn't refusing to dispose of the waste deposited in it, it is giving me a free shower.

[maxsolomon]

20. Can you tell me the brand and GPF, please?

I want to make sure I don't specify that model.

[Ms. Toad]

22. Koehler - 1.28

It is likely only available as a commercial model.

I think its issue (unlike the early low consumption toilets) is bowl design. It both catches the toilet paper (with not enough water flow in the area of the catch to wash it down), and is at an angle to the inflow when there isn't paper to flush to make the relatively high pressure water hit and bounce. I get a shower about every other week.

(And it's not that I use an unuaual amount of paper - it just happened with a twin of the toilet I usually use with about 5 squares of paper and nothing solid. Further, at least once a day I come in and find someone else's mess still in the toilet.)

[maxsolomon]

23. Thanks, I have to spec low-flow models in every project, usually.

I try to use Toto but $ counts.

[Ms. Toad]

25. Looks roughly like this

Elongated toilet bowl

but connected to a pipe in the wall with a stem flush.

[jmowreader]

16. I think it's probably the cheap-ass makeup he wears

[maxsolomon]

19. From Jezebel:

https://theslot.jezebel.com/we-now-know-the-makeup-brand-donald-trump-uses-to-get-h-1840262886

[maxsolomon]

18. His idiotic schtick enrages me.

He's not funny; he understands nothing about water efficiency.

All he exists to do is stick a finger in the eye of people trying to make the world a better place.

[Midnight Writer]

26. Lights make my wee-wee look like a mushroom. All lights.

[apcalc]

32. 😁😁

[Buns_of_Fire]

30. He really wants to know if they make his butt look big.

He fired the last eight people who gave him an honest answer.

[apcalc]

31. Lol!