Sat Dec 7, 2019, 04:25 PM

Mr.Bill (20,195 posts)

A republican businessman was having breakfast at a diner.

He told the waitress that Trump has created millions of jobs since he took office.

The waitress said "I know. I have three of them".

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28 replies	Author	Time	Post
A republican businessman was having breakfast at a diner. (Original post)	Mr.Bill	Dec 2019	OP
Working 3 jobs - Uniquely American	keithbvadu2	Dec 2019	#1
Thanks for that.	Mr.Bill	Dec 2019	#4
"The Sketchy Rehabilitation of George W. Bush":	Garrett78	Dec 2019	#13
Remember this:	TxVietVet	Dec 2019	#21
++ Pruneface. And Poppy, too.	Kid Berwyn	Dec 2019	#23
Take that back to St. Ronnie	Sherman A1	Dec 2019	#17
Says a uniquely rich American.	czarjak	Dec 2019	#8
Maybe not..	cannabis_flower	Dec 2019	#18
We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way	IronLionZion	Dec 2019	#2
Yeah, and she's probably living in her car as well.	Ohioboy	Dec 2019	#3
Good thing I wasn't his server	Fritz Walter	Dec 2019	#5
I'd leave a big tip for you if you said to him, "Kiss mah grits!"	CaptYossarian	Dec 2019	#7
With the opioid crisis and lack of gun control, etc., there will be even more	CaptYossarian	Dec 2019	#6
I wish that was unique to the Trump administration.	Pacifist Patriot	Dec 2019	#9
Actually this joke is a few years old	Mr.Bill	Dec 2019	#12
I saw an article today that points Florida	yellowdogintexas	Dec 2019	#16
I remember this joke from a comic	Hav	Dec 2019	#19
It's one of those "change the name" jokes that persists.	Pacifist Patriot	Dec 2019	#20
W: biggest asshole ever a Yale friend confided. Knew 3 Bush fellow classmates; HS and prep school.	Evolve Dammit	Dec 2019	#10
Unfortunately, all of the jobs are in Russia.	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2019	#11
Because back in the day...	Soph0571	Dec 2019	#14
And doubled the Social Security withholding tax for the poor and middle class	Farmer-Rick	Dec 2019	#24
+1000	Niagara	Dec 2019	#26
I'm still in shock that Reagan had that kind of power.	hughee99	Dec 2019	#28
Zing!	PatrickforO	Dec 2019	#15
Best in-a-nutshell ever.	marble falls	Dec 2019	#22
That's because sales clerk is the most common occupation in the US	Farmer-Rick	Dec 2019	#25
Thanks to everyone who rec'd this	Mr.Bill	Dec 2019	#27

Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 05:34 PM

keithbvadu2 (30,929 posts)

1. Working 3 jobs - Uniquely American

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 05:49 PM

Mr.Bill (20,195 posts)

4. Thanks for that.

We must never let the current slob in the white house make us forget what a prick W was.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 07:05 PM

Garrett78 (10,721 posts)

13. "The Sketchy Rehabilitation of George W. Bush":

https://prospect.org/power/sketchy-rehabilitation-of-george-w-bush/

We’re still living in George W. Bush’s world, and the world is still living through his heinous wars. Americans are still enduring his assaults on civil liberties, his expansion of the surveillance state, and his cruel policies against Muslim Americans. Abu Ghraib may have been closed, but Guantanamo Bay persists.

Yeah, I admit, the Obamas and Clintons being chummy with Dubya pisses me the hell off. He's a war criminal, a cheat and a bigot.

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Response to Garrett78 (Reply #13)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 11:47 AM

TxVietVet (1,903 posts)

21. Remember this:

bu$h & GFY has Cheney can’t leave the US and go to Canada or Europe for fear of being arrested for WAR CRIMES. No

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Response to Garrett78 (Reply #13)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 12:06 PM

Kid Berwyn (11,502 posts)

23. ++ Pruneface. And Poppy, too.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Reply #4)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 06:29 AM

Sherman A1 (38,958 posts)

17. Take that back to St. Ronnie

Who helped create this economic mess in which we live.

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 06:04 PM

czarjak (8,825 posts)

8. Says a uniquely rich American.

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Response to keithbvadu2 (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 09:24 AM

cannabis_flower (3,678 posts)

18. Maybe not..

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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 05:45 PM

IronLionZion (41,998 posts)

2. We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way

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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 05:49 PM

Ohioboy (2,668 posts)

3. Yeah, and she's probably living in her car as well.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 05:55 PM

Fritz Walter (4,142 posts)

5. Good thing I wasn't his server

He’d have gotten a little something extra in his meal. Courtesy of my bronchitis.

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Response to Fritz Walter (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 05:57 PM

CaptYossarian (6,448 posts)

7. I'd leave a big tip for you if you said to him, "Kiss mah grits!"

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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 05:55 PM

CaptYossarian (6,448 posts)

6. With the opioid crisis and lack of gun control, etc., there will be even more

jobs created in the future. Thank the G-- D--- Republicans.

We'll need thousands of ambulance drivers, ER staff, and morticians.

At what point will the orange goon declare that America is great again?

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Sat Dec 7, 2019, 06:29 PM

Pacifist Patriot (24,340 posts)

9. I wish that was unique to the Trump administration.

Sadly, I have to quote my mother-in-law. In America, "'twas ever thus."

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Response to Pacifist Patriot (Reply #9)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 06:57 PM

Mr.Bill (20,195 posts)

12. Actually this joke is a few years old

and when I first heard it, it was directed at Governor Rick Perry of Texas. He had actually added more jobs than any other governor in the country at the time. The punchline was taking a shot at the ugly statistic that Texas had the highest percentage of minimum wage jobs in the country.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Reply #12)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 04:23 AM

yellowdogintexas (20,449 posts)

16. I saw an article today that points Florida

has taken over the highest percentage of minimum wage jobs

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Response to Pacifist Patriot (Reply #9)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 09:44 AM

Hav (5,967 posts)

19. I remember this joke from a comic

aimed at Clinton's presidency. I'm sure it must have been known before.

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Response to Hav (Reply #19)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 11:14 AM

Pacifist Patriot (24,340 posts)

20. It's one of those "change the name" jokes that persists.

Kind of like rolling down the window as you drive through any college town and having a diploma tossed in.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 06:36 PM

Evolve Dammit (14,178 posts)

10. W: biggest asshole ever a Yale friend confided. Knew 3 Bush fellow classmates; HS and prep school.

"Biggest asshole they ever met." Fuck Ellen Disingenuous. W was/is a lying SOS that attacked the wrong country, and committed war crimes. Never forget. Hope he enjoys oil painting.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 06:39 PM

TheBlackAdder (26,064 posts)

11. Unfortunately, all of the jobs are in Russia.

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Sat Dec 7, 2019, 07:05 PM

Soph0571 (9,685 posts)

14. Because back in the day...

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Response to Soph0571 (Reply #14)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 12:09 PM

Farmer-Rick (8,338 posts)

24. And doubled the Social Security withholding tax for the poor and middle class

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Response to Soph0571 (Reply #14)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 12:55 PM

Niagara (4,570 posts)

26. +1000

Also raised the national debt, gutted union jobs, started the regressive income inequality movement, and supplied weapons to Iran. I'm sure that I forgot to mention other disastrous Reagan policies that still have a serious impact on all of us even to this day.

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Response to Soph0571 (Reply #14)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:14 PM

hughee99 (16,113 posts)

28. I'm still in shock that Reagan had that kind of power.

Nowadays, tax laws have to go through congress. When did that change?

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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)

Sat Dec 7, 2019, 11:40 PM

PatrickforO (13,953 posts)

15. Zing!

Fun for us to laugh at, but bet it didn't do a bit of good. And that waitress is living in grinding poverty, right here is the richest country in the world.

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Sun Dec 8, 2019, 12:00 PM

marble falls (47,684 posts)

22. Best in-a-nutshell ever.

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Sun Dec 8, 2019, 12:19 PM

Farmer-Rick (8,338 posts)

25. That's because sales clerk is the most common occupation in the US

We are a nation of sales clerks. The jobs Trumpy Dumpy so gleefully claims to create are poor paying, crappy little jobs no one can support a family on.

We need more than one job cause sales clerk pays practically nothing. Try and work your way through college on one sales clerk job even if it is 40 hours. Try to pay rent, food, clothes and health care (because sales clerks usually don't get healthcare benefits.) on a sales clerk job.

We are all poor now...except maybe for 1 in 100.

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Sun Dec 8, 2019, 12:58 PM

Mr.Bill (20,195 posts)

27. Thanks to everyone who rec'd this

and put it at the top of the greatest page.

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