A republican businessman was having breakfast at a diner.

[Mr.Bill]

He told the waitress that Trump has created millions of jobs since he took office.

The waitress said "I know. I have three of them".

[keithbvadu2]

1. Working 3 jobs - Uniquely American

[Mr.Bill]

4. Thanks for that.

We must never let the current slob in the white house make us forget what a prick W was.

[Garrett78]

13. "The Sketchy Rehabilitation of George W. Bush":

https://prospect.org/power/sketchy-rehabilitation-of-george-w-bush/

We’re still living in George W. Bush’s world, and the world is still living through his heinous wars. Americans are still enduring his assaults on civil liberties, his expansion of the surveillance state, and his cruel policies against Muslim Americans. Abu Ghraib may have been closed, but Guantanamo Bay persists.

Yeah, I admit, the Obamas and Clintons being chummy with Dubya pisses me the hell off. He's a war criminal, a cheat and a bigot.

[TxVietVet]

21. Remember this:

bu$h & GFY has Cheney can’t leave the US and go to Canada or Europe for fear of being arrested for WAR CRIMES. No

[Kid Berwyn]

23. ++ Pruneface. And Poppy, too.

[Sherman A1]

17. Take that back to St. Ronnie

Who helped create this economic mess in which we live.

[czarjak]

8. Says a uniquely rich American.

[cannabis_flower]

18. Maybe not..

[IronLionZion]

2. We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way

[Ohioboy]

3. Yeah, and she's probably living in her car as well.

[Fritz Walter]

5. Good thing I wasn't his server

He’d have gotten a little something extra in his meal. Courtesy of my bronchitis.

[CaptYossarian]

7. I'd leave a big tip for you if you said to him, "Kiss mah grits!"

[CaptYossarian]

6. With the opioid crisis and lack of gun control, etc., there will be even more

jobs created in the future. Thank the G-- D--- Republicans.

We'll need thousands of ambulance drivers, ER staff, and morticians.

At what point will the orange goon declare that America is great again?

[Pacifist Patriot]

9. I wish that was unique to the Trump administration.

Sadly, I have to quote my mother-in-law. In America, "'twas ever thus."

[Mr.Bill]

12. Actually this joke is a few years old

and when I first heard it, it was directed at Governor Rick Perry of Texas. He had actually added more jobs than any other governor in the country at the time. The punchline was taking a shot at the ugly statistic that Texas had the highest percentage of minimum wage jobs in the country.

[yellowdogintexas]

16. I saw an article today that points Florida

has taken over the highest percentage of minimum wage jobs

[Hav]

19. I remember this joke from a comic

aimed at Clinton's presidency. I'm sure it must have been known before.

[Pacifist Patriot]

20. It's one of those "change the name" jokes that persists.

Kind of like rolling down the window as you drive through any college town and having a diploma tossed in.

[Evolve Dammit]

10. W: biggest asshole ever a Yale friend confided. Knew 3 Bush fellow classmates; HS and prep school.

"Biggest asshole they ever met." Fuck Ellen Disingenuous. W was/is a lying SOS that attacked the wrong country, and committed war crimes. Never forget. Hope he enjoys oil painting.

[TheBlackAdder]

11. Unfortunately, all of the jobs are in Russia.

[Soph0571]

14. Because back in the day...

[Farmer-Rick]

24. And doubled the Social Security withholding tax for the poor and middle class

[Niagara]

26. +1000

Also raised the national debt, gutted union jobs, started the regressive income inequality movement, and supplied weapons to Iran. I'm sure that I forgot to mention other disastrous Reagan policies that still have a serious impact on all of us even to this day.

[hughee99]

28. I'm still in shock that Reagan had that kind of power.

Nowadays, tax laws have to go through congress. When did that change?

[PatrickforO]

15. Zing!

Fun for us to laugh at, but bet it didn't do a bit of good. And that waitress is living in grinding poverty, right here is the richest country in the world.

[marble falls]

22. Best in-a-nutshell ever.

[Farmer-Rick]

25. That's because sales clerk is the most common occupation in the US

We are a nation of sales clerks. The jobs Trumpy Dumpy so gleefully claims to create are poor paying, crappy little jobs no one can support a family on.

We need more than one job cause sales clerk pays practically nothing. Try and work your way through college on one sales clerk job even if it is 40 hours. Try to pay rent, food, clothes and health care (because sales clerks usually don't get healthcare benefits.) on a sales clerk job.

We are all poor now...except maybe for 1 in 100.

[Mr.Bill]

27. Thanks to everyone who rec'd this

and put it at the top of the greatest page.