This one is so good it made Bette Midler cry ...

[StarfishSaver]

Link to tweet

[mindem]

1. I'll give it

12 flushes!

[erronis]

6. Let that be the new Dump contest. How many flushes can you have during your executive time?

The poor boy must have a raw anus. Although it would be hard to distinguish from his frontal orifice.

[alterfurz]

19. flushed with pride!

[smirkymonkey]

2. Some sad little boy never made it past the anal stage, it appears.

Freud would have a field day with this guy.

[Mc Mike]

14. He's anal expressive, and also one giant asshole.

[5X]

3. He's feeling his tweeties again. n/t

[Dave in VA]

4. I don't believe that anyone else

wants to feel his tweeties!

And let's hope he never feels them in public!!!!

[Stuart G]

5. This is beyond the beyond...(whatever that means)

[erronis]

7. Royal flushes - but missing all of the high cards. A donnie-deck of deuces.

[soldierant]

8. No one has asked yet, but I know someone's going to need this

[ProudProgressiveNow]

9. KR NT

[Karadeniz]

10. Let's try to erasr this from our minds! Yuck!

[Generic Other]

11. I was going to make a batch of chex party mix

Think I'll skip it for now.

YUCK.

[B Stieg]

12. Hey. I'm eating here!

Grossness illustrated.

[Dem2theMax]

13. They missed one little thing.

It should have said 'Donald Dump,' not Donald Trump, on the box.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

16. Donald Dump is taking a trump

[Dem2theMax]

22. .

[Blue Owl]

15. Breakfast of Chumpians

n/t

[3Hotdogs]

17. That's not Trump. That's an imposter.

Gut and thighs are too thin.

[llmart]

18. +1

Also, the toilet would have to be gold. He thinks he's too good to use just any old white toilet.

[3Hotdogs]

20. --- any old white toilet. I am an aspiring poet. Planning on a book.

White toilet reminds me of my "Ode, While Standing At The American Standard."

"No matter how much you
Dance around, shake or prance,
The last few drops,
Still fall on your pants."

or my

"Ode To A Ketchup Bottle"

Shake, shake, shake,
De ketchup bottle,
First none'll come out,
Then a lot-'ill."

When I publish, there will be a discount for D.U. readers.

[llmart]

24. LOL

Can't wait for my copy.

[BobTheSubgenius]

21. Breakfast Of Chumpions.

I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

[subana]

23. she's right!

hahaha....that's funny!!! The color even matches the color of his face too!!