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StarfishSaver

(18,486 posts) Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:41 PM Dec 2019

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This one is so good it made Bette Midler cry ...

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This one is so good it made Bette Midler cry ... (Original Post) StarfishSaver Dec 2019 OP

I'll give it mindem Dec 2019 #1

Let that be the new Dump contest. How many flushes can you have during your executive time? erronis Dec 2019 #6

flushed with pride! alterfurz Dec 2019 #19

Some sad little boy never made it past the anal stage, it appears. smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #2

He's anal expressive, and also one giant asshole. Mc Mike Dec 2019 #14

He's feeling his tweeties again. n/t 5X Dec 2019 #3

I don't believe that anyone else Dave in VA Dec 2019 #4

This is beyond the beyond...(whatever that means) Stuart G Dec 2019 #5

Royal flushes - but missing all of the high cards. A donnie-deck of deuces. erronis Dec 2019 #7

No one has asked yet, but I know someone's going to need this soldierant Dec 2019 #8

KR NT ProudProgressiveNow Dec 2019 #9

Let's try to erasr this from our minds! Yuck! Karadeniz Dec 2019 #10

I was going to make a batch of chex party mix Generic Other Dec 2019 #11

Hey. I'm eating here! B Stieg Dec 2019 #12

They missed one little thing. Dem2theMax Dec 2019 #13

Donald Dump is taking a trump Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2019 #16

. Dem2theMax Dec 2019 #22

Breakfast of Chumpians Blue Owl Dec 2019 #15

That's not Trump. That's an imposter. 3Hotdogs Dec 2019 #17

+1 llmart Dec 2019 #18

--- any old white toilet. I am an aspiring poet. Planning on a book. 3Hotdogs Dec 2019 #20

LOL llmart Dec 2019 #24

Breakfast Of Chumpions. BobTheSubgenius Dec 2019 #21

she's right! subana Dec 2019 #23

mindem

(1,580 posts)

1. I'll give it

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:42 PM

Dec 2019

12 flushes!

erronis

(15,241 posts)

6. Let that be the new Dump contest. How many flushes can you have during your executive time?

Reply to mindem (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 04:39 PM

Dec 2019

The poor boy must have a raw anus. Although it would be hard to distinguish from his frontal orifice.

alterfurz

(2,474 posts)

19. flushed with pride!

Reply to erronis (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 10:42 AM

Dec 2019

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

2. Some sad little boy never made it past the anal stage, it appears.

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:48 PM

Dec 2019

Freud would have a field day with this guy.

Mc Mike

(9,114 posts)

14. He's anal expressive, and also one giant asshole.

Reply to smirkymonkey (Reply #2)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 07:27 PM

Dec 2019

5X

(3,972 posts)

3. He's feeling his tweeties again. n/t

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 03:58 PM

Dec 2019

Dave in VA

(2,037 posts)

4. I don't believe that anyone else

Reply to 5X (Reply #3)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 04:19 PM

Dec 2019

wants to feel his tweeties!

And let's hope he never feels them in public!!!!

Stuart G

(38,419 posts)

5. This is beyond the beyond...(whatever that means)

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 04:31 PM

Dec 2019

erronis

(15,241 posts)

7. Royal flushes - but missing all of the high cards. A donnie-deck of deuces.

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 04:41 PM

Dec 2019

soldierant

(6,847 posts)

8. No one has asked yet, but I know someone's going to need this

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 04:43 PM

Dec 2019

ProudProgressiveNow

(6,129 posts)

9. KR NT

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 05:00 PM

Dec 2019

Karadeniz

(22,506 posts)

10. Let's try to erasr this from our minds! Yuck!

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 05:32 PM

Dec 2019

Generic Other

(28,979 posts)

11. I was going to make a batch of chex party mix

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 05:40 PM

Dec 2019

Think I'll skip it for now.

YUCK.

B Stieg

(2,410 posts)

12. Hey. I'm eating here!

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 06:17 PM

Dec 2019

Grossness illustrated.

Dem2theMax

(9,650 posts)

13. They missed one little thing.

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 06:43 PM

Dec 2019

It should have said 'Donald Dump,' not Donald Trump, on the box.

Hermit-The-Prog

(33,328 posts)

16. Donald Dump is taking a trump

Reply to Dem2theMax (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 02:06 AM

Dec 2019

Dem2theMax

(9,650 posts)

22. .

Reply to Hermit-The-Prog (Reply #16)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 01:42 PM

Dec 2019

Blue Owl

(50,349 posts)

15. Breakfast of Chumpians

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Sun Dec 8, 2019, 09:40 PM

Dec 2019

n/t

3Hotdogs

(12,372 posts)

17. That's not Trump. That's an imposter.

Reply to StarfishSaver (Original post)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 09:07 AM

Dec 2019

Gut and thighs are too thin.

llmart

(15,536 posts)

18. +1

Reply to 3Hotdogs (Reply #17)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 09:30 AM

Dec 2019

Also, the toilet would have to be gold. He thinks he's too good to use just any old white toilet.

3Hotdogs

(12,372 posts)

20. --- any old white toilet. I am an aspiring poet. Planning on a book.

Reply to llmart (Reply #18)

Mon Dec 9, 2019, 11:41 AM

Dec 2019

White toilet reminds me of my "Ode, While Standing At The American Standard."

"No matter how much you
Dance around, shake or prance,
The last few drops,
Still fall on your pants."

or my

"Ode To A Ketchup Bottle"

Shake, shake, shake,
De ketchup bottle,
First none'll come out,
Then a lot-'ill."

When I publish, there will be a discount for D.U. readers.