Here's the first annual DU "Dick of the Year" poll

[Cyrano]

I'm intentionally leaving out the orange creature since he'd be the hands down winner.

27 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Rudy Guiliani
	2 (7%)
	Gym Jordan
	14 (52%)
	Devin Nunes
	9 (33%)
	Kellyanne Conway
	0 (0%)
	Sean Hannity
	0 (0%)
	Steve King
	0 (0%)
	Other
	2 (7%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[empedocles]

1. I select . . . 'ALL OF THE ABOVE'

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Melon twisting poll!

[gopiscrap]

3. bill barr

[Aristus]

4. Matt Gaetz isn't up there?

Oversight...

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. Indeed

He's Gym Jordan's douche twin.

[mainstreetonce]

10. He belongs there

He is the dick of of the day

[Redleg]

5. Gym Jordan

Mainly because he took his speed-freak idiot act to both the House Intelligence Committee hearings and the House Judicial Committee hearings.

Secondly because he can't remember squat about his time as a wrestling coach at Ohio State.

[Mike Nelson]

7. All deserve...

...the award! I was gonna vote for Jim Jordan, but thought he might like the title... so I opted for Rudy.

[GrapesOfWrath]

8. Bill Lo-Barr

[Newest Reality]

9. To me,

They all merge into one big mega-dickness that has syphilitic tentacles.

Okay, erase that picture please, HAL.

[Cyrano]

13. Hard to disagree

I can't remember a time when so many Republicans simultaneously attained the current level of dickishness.

[Newest Reality]

23. Yup!

It is truly historical, like no other time in history, ever. Everybody is saying that! People are telling me that, so many, so many of them are.

[lame54]

11. I wasnt even nominated

[Kitchari]

12. Tie between

McConnell and Lindsey Graham

[Cyrano]

14. Yep. Damn, I posted this poll too quickly

So many dicks. So little time.

[broiles]

32. +1

[Kitchari]

37. Ha! "So many dicks. So little time."

[DFW]

15. Leaving off Gaetz and Barr from this lsit

That is sort of like leaving lemons and oranges off a list of citrus fruits.

[Cyrano]

17. Yeah, you're right. My haste left too many dicks on the cutting room floor.

[DFW]

19. You'd have a much shorter list of Republicans who are NOT dicks

Come to think of it, if it is a blank piece of paper, is it even technically a list?

[Cyrano]

21. Great point

[TheBlackAdder]

16. That's like choosing the nicest turd in the punch bowl.

[LNM]

18. McConnell

[alittlelark]

20. Maybe it should be 'Dick of the Day' or 'Dick of the Week'

cuz their Dickish and childish behavior is fast and furious.

Dick of the Hour possibly?

[Cyrano]

22. Good idea. Wish there were a way to automatically set this up.

I'm not on DU enough to keep a daily or hourly list going. Maybe we can find some volunteers, although I doubt it. Tracking Republican dicks would be like living in a cesspool.

[sagetea]

24. they are all

a bag of dicks.

sage

[iamateacher]

25. Mitch McConnell

Hands down.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. How about one of those calendars with a separate page for each day?

"Dick of the Day" might be better because there are so many of them. Today's is probably Matt Gaetz.

[MontanaMama]

27. Graham, Collins, Gaetz

Sooooooo many dicks. Dickapalooza 2019.

[brush]

28. Where is Kellyanne "alternate truth" Conway? Is she off her game or George...

got her to cool it?

[Cyrano]

30. She's the fourth one on the op list

Evidently, too many take the term "dick" literally.

[brush]

33. She's been real quiet lately. Maybe she couldn't keep up the lying because...

it's pretty obvious she doesn't believe that crap she spews.

[Chellee]

38. Maybe she's been busy with her publisher.

[brush]

42. Hahahahahahaha! You hink?

[yonder]

29. I'd definitley add Doug Collins too but it hardly matters.

It's like trying to name the worst song or movie - who ever winds up in the flaccid 5, there's always more on their way down.

[LakeArenal]

31. Steven Smith.

[rurallib]

34. I am going with one of the biggest constants in the dick world - Stephen Miller

He is behind so much of what makes the Republican Party home of the dicks

[Cyrano]

35. He"s crashed through being a dick into the land of pure evil

From what's been reported, he's the one that came up with separating families at the border and putting kids in cages. And if that's true, this miserable swine should be put in prison for the rest of his life.

[dajoki]

36. It's a tough choice...

but I decided to pick nunes.

[Miles Archer]

39. I'd say Jordan, but voted "Other," because Gohmert, Collins and Gaetz need to be on the list. n/t

[Sancho]

40. Barr...

[pintobean]

41. DOTY?

[mvd]

43. Voted Jordan but Goemert gives him a run for his money

Lots of awfulness to choose from.

[CTyankee]

44. I votede for Gym but I gotta say that jerk Collins should be included in the list...he's a major

dick.