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ATLANTAHis hands shaking a bit as he slowly unbuttoned his shirt, director Clint Eastwood reportedly propositioned Susan Parker of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution Monday, offering to sleep with the critic in exchange for a more favorable review of his latest film, Richard Jewell.
Just sweeten it up a little, make it sound like a fun movie to watch, and you can take me right here, the 89-year-old Oscar winner said to a panicked Parker before lifting up a pant leg and rolling down a dress sock to reveal his bare, varicose-veined calf to the reviewer.
It doesnt even need to be a glowing reviewjust scrap all that stuff about how it treats the FBI and the media the same way the Trump administration does. What do you say? You do a little something for me, Ill do a little something for you.
At press time, Parker was gently patting the back of Eastwood, who was doubled over in a prolonged coughing fit after a failed attempt to caress the critics crotch.
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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(57,014 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)I had no idea the Onion also covered entertainment.SMH Funny story😆
CatMor
(6,212 posts)actually good to hear the movie is a flop so far.