Trump's 6-page Corky St. Clair letter to Nancy Pelosi

[Miles Archer]

In his letter to Pelosi, the president also accused her of “offending the Founding Fathers” and attacked her for saying that she regularly prays for the president.

“It is a terrible thing you are doing, but you will have to live with it, not I!” the president fumed.

Trump then complained that Democrats were impeaching him for a “totally innocent” phone call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky in which he urged his Ukrainian counterpart to launch an investigation into former Vice President Joe Biden at a time when military aid to the country was being withheld.

Later in the letter, the president bragged of his “Electoral College landslide (306-227)” in 2016 and said Pelosi had “developed a full-fledged case of… Trump derangement syndrome and sadly, you will never get over it!”

Read the whole letter here.

Corky: SO WHAT I'M UNDERSTANDING HERE, AND CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,

IS THAT YOU'RE NOT GIVIN' ME ANY MONEY. SO NOW I'M LEFT BASICALLY WITH NOTHIN'. I'M LEFT WITH ZERO. AND WHICH, AND WHICH, WHAT CAN I DO WITH ZERO? YOU KNOW, WHAT CAN I-- I CAN'T DO ANYTHIN' WITH IT. I NEED-- THIS IS MY LIFE HERE WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. WE'RE NOT TALKIN' ABOUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETHIN' ELSE. WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT MY LIFE. YOU KNOW? AND IT'S FORCING ME TO DO SOMETHING I DON'T WANNA DO. TO LEAVE. T-TO GO OUT AND JUST LEAVE...AND GO HOME AND, SAY, MAKE A CLEAN CUT HERE. AND SAY, "NO WAY, CORKY. YOU'RE NOT PUTTIN' UP WITH THESE PEOPLE." AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY

I CAN'T PUT UP WITH YOU PEOPLE. BECAUSE YOU'RE BASTARD PEOPLE. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. YOU'RE JUST BASTARD PEOPLE. AND I'M GOIN' HOME, AND I'M GONNA BITE MY PILLOW IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

(Door Slams as Corky exits.)

[octoberlib]

1. The 25th amendment is trending on Twitter, lol

[BigmanPigman]

2. I hope he strokes out in the next 24 hours!

[NurseJackie]

8. Are we allowed to say that? If so, I'll say it often.

[Cirque du So-What]

9. Well, he does...

fill me with the urge to defecate occasionally.

[gratuitous]

3. He still thinks he got 306 electoral votes, when he got only 304

But Donald seems very stubborn in his insistence that 4 is really 6. I'd bet this isn't the only area in his life where he tries to convince someone that 4 is actually 6.

[Talitha]

6. "...where he tries to convince someone that 4 is actually 6."

I see what you did there.

[abqtommy]

4. tRUMP's a widdle snowfwake about to get a heartache and heartburn too for what he's done

to me and you.

[aka-chmeee]

5. Does anyone really believe that Trump wrote the letter?

I call bullsh_t. It's longer than a tweet and he can't even write one of those which is error free and coherent.

[smirkymonkey]

7. Can't someone just go in and slap a strait jacket on him?

He has access to nuclear weapons and the lives of billions of people could be at risk if he snaps. He is a danger to humanity. This is not just political anymore. He is a madman.

[MuseRider]

10. LOL, Corky St. Clair

Just sitting here chuckling.

I love that movie having been a part of many shows like that one, lots of better ones too but some just stand out because of the horror of having to do it over and over.

Corky St. Clair.