It took three White House staffers THREE DAYS to write Trump's incoherent letter to Pelosi.

[RandySF]

New York Times: “Some of the president’s closest advisers were involved in drafting the letter, but they did not include Pat A. Cipollone, the White House counsel who will play a large role in a Senate trial.”

“Instead, Eric Ueland, the director of the Office of Legislative Affairs, led the process, with input from Stephen Miller, the president’s top policy adviser, who often scripts many of Mr. Trump’s public remarks. Michael Williams, an adviser to Mick Mulvaney, the president’s acting chief of staff, also weighed in, and Mr. Ueland’s draft was framed over the last few days.”


https://politicalwire.com/2019/12/17/who-helped-write-trumps-letter-to-pelosi/

[Me.]

1. It Took 3 Days,'Top Advisors' & Him To Write That Claptrap

What does that tell you?

[underpants]

9. At this point there are only C-Leaguers working there

No one worth a damn wanted to be involved with him in the first place.

[fleur-de-lisa]

24. I think you're being kind to call them C-league.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

23. it tells me the infection of stupid is worse than I thought

Couldn't have been more than half a dozen functioning brain cells amongst the whole lot.

[BigmanPigman]

2. It clearly reaks of Miller.

Pee yew!

"Why do people say pee you?
1) It's a shortened term for puteo, which is Latin for "to stink, be redolent, or smell bad." I actually called a professor of Latin at the University of Florida to verify this one. 2) It's actually spelled "piu," but is often pronounced as "pee-yew". It's root is the Indo-European word "pu," meaning to rot or decay."

* It is often used when someone hears the name Stephen Miller.

[Tanuki]

13. .....

[TheBlackAdder]

14. I like the Pepe Le Pew pictures where you can actually see the pong eminating from him. 😂

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[Tanuki]

16. OK, then....

[TheBlackAdder]

17. Perfect! I can practically smell 👃 it.

[lunatica]

21. I haz teh heart pumping for Monsieur Le Piu

He is trés romantique, no? He chase and he chase and the Lady Cat, she run and she run, but his adore is too much, so big! So very sighing!

[Marcuse]

25. Times have changed

[Tanuki]

41. Who said it...Pepe le Pew or Donald Trump?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/opinion/pep-le-pew-trump.amp.html

"He grabs pussies. He kisses females without concern for the revulsion and horror they feel for him. Does he ever experience rejection? He does not. “Most men would get discouraged,” he says, referring to those he comes on to. “Fortunately for her, I am not most men.”

He is Pepé Le Pew. Does he remind us of anyone else?
.....


It is fair to say these cartoons have not aged well (not a rare quality; see also Disney’s “Song of the South”). But in the #MeToo era, Pepé Le Pew’s antics make you want to cover your face with your paws. Virtually his whole oeuvre is a series of jokes about males who — no matter how clearly the point is made — cannot possibly comprehend the magnitude of their own disgustingness.

Which leads us back to the president, who is kind of like Pepé Le Pew with neither French nor stench. This inspires me to ask you to join me in a game, which we’ll call Who Said It — Donald Trump or Pepé Le Pew?


“You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful.”

“She thinks that by running away she can make herself more attractive to me. How right she is!”

“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet.”

“I am stupid, no?”

“I’m like, smart!”

Answers below, if you actually need them.

There is one thing that I did not know about Pepé Le Pew before watching his collected works: He’s not really French. In his very first appearance, Pepé’s lovemaking is interrupted by his wife, who calls out his name, “Henry!” Behind her are Pepé’s two little children. He tries to explain himself, and as he does, he speaks in his real voice, which has an American accent. His wife responds — not by taking a plane alone to West Palm Beach but by whacking him on the head with an umbrella.

Pepé’s entire persona — the French accent, the image of a carefree bachelor, his very name — is a delusion. Just like Donald Trump and his failed university, and his failed steak company, and his failed casinos. Pepé Le Pew is fake meows."...(more)

[mahina]

44. Paging Pinboy3niner

Dude, you are sorely missed.

[Hekate]

46. Good lord, yes

Mele Kalikimaka, Mahina.

[mahina]

47. Mele impeachment too, Hekate.

🤙🏼🤙🏼🌸🐠

[Marcuse]

48. Which leads us back to the president, who is kind of like Pep Le Pew with neither French nor stench

We can say with total confidence that Donald Trump does not speak French.

[dalton99a]

3. Miller forgot to add "The powers of the president will not be questioned."

[brush]

4. Nuts! Did trump and his sycophants actually think that letter was...

going to stop the whole process—with all the days and days of witness testimony and televised hearings?

Do any of these fools know how things work?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. what I heard was he thought it would be attached to an asterisk in history books..

Donald J Trump was impeached* (see incoherent crazy DJT response letter below)

[GoCubsGo]

32. No, it is actually aimed at everyone other than Pelosi and congressional Dems.

They're playing the "victim" card here. They see that a large majority of the country wants this asshole removed from office, and it appears they think this stunt will change our minds, rather than showing us just how unhinged our so-called "President" is at the moment. It also serves to further stir up the cult. It reeks of desperation.

[brush]

34. You nailed it.

"It reeks of desperation."

[FakeNoose]

37. Exactly right

You nailed this!

[RainCaster]

5. Why would any human take credit for that letter?

That abuse of the English language is not something to brag about.

[Salviati]

6. Because they are deep, deep, in a Dunning-Kruger hole

[RainCaster]

7. Well said

[Blue_true]

8. Because they are hate driven psychos that desire to crush anyone and anything that opposes them. nt

[gristy]

10. I also could only think of Stephen Miller as I read that claptrap

piu!

[Dave in VA]

11. And if we are not ready to fight

They will be around for four more years!

[canetoad]

12. A thousand monkeys...

Banging on a thousand typewriters for a thousand days.

[onecaliberal]

15. The inmates are in charge of the asylum.

[smirkymonkey]

18. Are they proud of that mess?

[Talitha]

20. Used properly, Nancy'll get six flushes out of that letter.

[Duppers]

22. 😂

[czarjak]

26. Meeting of the Mindless...

Good luck, all!

[generalbetrayus]

27. The minute I saw the words "Star Chamber" in the letter,

I knew the rant, as incoherent as it was, was well beyond Donald's level of awareness. He probably thinks a Star Chamber is the green room for people on Celebrity Apprentice.

[mahina]

43. What does the term mean?

I googled but found conflicting definitions. It’s a term I haven’t heard before.

[AJT]

28. Are they bragging about that mess?

I would love to see what grade a Jr. high school teacher would give it, with all of the corrections written in red ink.

[AlexSFCA]

29. twitter presidency

[Marie Marie]

30. Awww - now this is pathetic.

Another group of "The Three Amigos" put their pointed little heads together and came up with this? This is what they want to go down in History as their rebuttal? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. SAD!

[no_hypocrisy]

31. Little wonder why the Salem Witch Trials were referenced.

They have no clue what they were about. (It was about a land grab using religion via the "court system" in the tradition of divorce law.*


* First rule of Divorce Law: There are no rules.

[Vinca]

33. There's a clip somewhere of lines from the letter with Seinfeld snippets.

I'll have to see if I can find it. They played it on either MSNBC or CNN this morning.

[scarytomcat]

35. I could tell shithead didn't write it

it had comas. It made some sense even if filled with inaccurate statements.

[Raftergirl]

36. It was a letter

to feed the cult.

[Gothmog]

38. We all knew that trump did not write this piece og crap

[treestar]

39. What point were they making?

Why did they bother with this letter? It's not going to convince anyone to stop the process. Some sort of publicity that they think will help influence the public? Dotard's followers already believe everything he says.

[bdamomma]

40. of course

Stephen Miller, I would not believe tRump even knows such words..or would know how to compile them.

[Wounded Bear]

42. If Trump actually wrote it, there would only be 45 words per page...

or thereabouts.

[jmowreader]

45. I can understand why

Trump probably kicked it back a hundred times. “Be sure to talk about the great economy.” “Be sure to mention jobs.”