McConnell: I'm under attack

[LeftInTX]

I get this email from Mitch McConnell.




I don't know why I'm on their lists...I think it was when a bunch of us got together and spammed their online surveys..

[dalton99a]

1. Well, fuck you, Moscow Mitch.

[TheBlackAdder]

62. I thought to attack a turtle you use a hawk to carry it high into the sky and drop it.

[Poiuyt]

2. Democrat establishment

They say that because "democratic" sounds too good.

[SunSeeker]

17. And he used say Democratic. But he is gearing this appeal to Fox viewing knuckledraggers.

It is all so utterly cynical.

[wnylib]

21. Or maybe they're just grammatically inept.

[scarytomcat]

45. no they say that because they think they are insulting us

but really they are showing their own personal ignorance. It is an ass move that goes back to the 50's.
Republicants are just mean and stupid.

[wnylib]

50. I was being facetious when I said that perhaps

they are just grammatically inept.

I actually thInk it's not just that they are trying to be insulting. Some just don't want to use the word Democratic as an adjective becsuse it sounds like the lower case form of the adjective and they want to portray us as anti democracy.

But others genuinely are dumb enough not to get the difference between the upper case adjective and the lower case one.

[scarytomcat]

54. sorry

my apology I take things literally ... I miss sarcasm and comedy alot

[scarytomcat]

55. the difference between nouns and adjectives can be hard

there I did what you did

[wnylib]

58. LOL. I should have used an emoji to

make my point clearer. Nuances don't always come across in plain print without a facial expression.

[burrowowl]

3. I'm contributing to websites that want to

attack and finish his congressional career (he should go to jail too).

[SergeStorms]

27. Contribute to Amy McGrath for Kentucky Senate.

https://amymcgrath.com/ She needs every dime she can get to challenge Moscow Mitch, and she's doing a great job. 74% of Kentucky residents disapprove of McConnell's performance in the Senate. The last time I knew she was 7% ahead of Moscow Mitch in polling. That ain't bad this far out, and I think she can give Mitch and his Russian backers a run for their money, if not WIN! That race is going to take a ton of money though, so give 'til it hurts.

PITCH IN FOR AMY McGRATH!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. I hear you, SergeStorms! I donate every month to Amy McGrath!

I have very high hopes that she will beat him like a drum!

[SergeStorms]

32. Same here, Peggy.

Since the moment she declared herself a candidate. I have my 'Founding Member' sticker on my car, although living in New York I'm not sure how much good that'll do. With her credentials I really think she can send McConnell packing, and wouldn't that be tremendous?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

52. Thanks so much for the help, SS. We need all the help we can get.

Gettin' another check ready to mail as we speak.

KY.........

[SergeStorms]

60. More than happy to help.

The people of Kentucky can do so much better than having Moscow Mitch McConell representing them. She's a winner, I can feel it.

[secondwind]

29. I have donated twice already. Will continue to donate.

[SergeStorms]

33. That's tremendous, secondwind!

She's drawing a lot of attention around the country. Another combat veteran pilot about to make a strafing run right through McConnell's obstructionist stronghold.

[bdamomma]

36. I just donated.

We need to clean out the Senate. We already cleaned the House.

[SergeStorms]

44. Thanks, bdamomma!

I know she appreciates the support.

[scarytomcat]

46. I hope she wins big

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. Moscow Mitch never misses an opportunity to grift

[crickets]

56. It's almost as though he's running low on rubles, poor thing. nt

[ck4829]

5. "They're quoting what I say and providing context for the quotes... the gall."

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

6. Quelle dommage!

Look it up, for those of you who don't already know French.

[fierywoman]

23. Or, as a NYer friend used to say: Quelle drag!

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

7. Like tRump on TV, McTurtle proudly admits his planned violation of the Senate oath he must take.

"I will NOT be a impartial juror."

According to Rule XXV of the Senate Rules in Impeachment Trials, all senators must take the following oath:

"I solemnly swear [or affirm] that in all things appertaining to the trial of the impeachment of Donald John Trump, now pending, I will do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws: So help me God."

Either he is lying now or he will be lying when he is sworn in. Or both.

[33taw]

22. Wee, his poor grammar is consistent

[Cha]

8. Shut Up Whiny LYing Gaslit Asshole.

[LeftInTX]

10. It's fun to hear him whine!

Kinda like he whines when called Moscow Mitch!

[Cha]

14. lol

[BigmanPigman]

9. Was this sent AFTER he learned Pelosi won't send the articles

to the Senate until she feels it will be a fair trial? Meanwhile more evidence, new judge rulings, and unseen witnesses will come forward and the House will continue the investigation.

[LeftInTX]

12. It was sent at 8:23 PM

I know there was something this afternoon. And something came out this evening after the vote.

I've been in meetings all day and night, so haven't been able to follow the details.

[Hekate]

11. Poor sweet baby

[LeftInTX]

13. ......

[tosh]

15. LMFAO!!11's

Yeah, poor Moscow Mitch!

[SunSeeker]

16. Aaw, poor little Moscow Mitch. Is Putin not protecting you?

[sakabatou]

18. What a man child

[roamer65]

19. Good. Fucker needs to resign right now.

[Beartracks]

20. Oh FFS, you, too, Mitch?

You and Trump. Waah.



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[fierywoman]

24. Me, I'll just call him a "pinche pendejo cabron".

[DFW]

25. I'll bet Hitler felt himself under attack from "the Jews" too

Somehow, I don't think that would garner much sympathy outside of his true believers, which, during the final days of the war, no longer numbers very many.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

26. Send me money please!!!!!!!

Cries Moscow Mitch

[True Blue American]

30. Prediction

If Mitch ratings stay this low a medical condition will FORCE? Him to retire.

[The Genealogist]

31. Triggered snowflake!! Send money fast before I melt!

Poor Mitch.

[ProfessorGAC]

34. Emailed From His Whine Cellar

What an entitled twit.

[bdamomma]

35. tsk tsk

you are in the spotlight now, and your dirty deeds will be spread all over the place. You reap what you sow.

Karma is a beetch.

[Vinca]

37. I love the way Moscow Mitch eases his pain. "SEND ME MONEY!"

[llmart]

38. Reminder to me...

to send more money to Amy McGrath.

[Initech]

39. Womp womp!!

Eat shit, Mitch!!

[kentuck]

40. McConnell will know he's under attack when they find him on a fence post.

They will wonder how he got up there all by himself...

[pwb]

41. Poor Mitch. Smiling and lying at the same time doesn't work anymore?

We are on to Mitch. He deserves to squirm.

[spanone]

42. Karma mitchie.

[Sugar Smack]

43. I can't possibly take that seriously. Not enough CAPS. Not enough !!!!1!11!!!

These days, you have to REALLY REALLY SCREAM to be heard, MITCH !!!1!!!!!

[irisblue]

47. Time for another donation to Amy McGrath

[Quixote1818]

48. We should all mail boxes of dog poop to him disguised as contributions. nt

[UTUSN]

49. Bwah HAH well you know that saying about how you catch fleas!1

[C_U_L8R]

51. Grow a chin, Mitch

[Crunchy Frog]

53. "I'm a victim, give me money!"

[Peregrine Took]

57. "Hee Haw!!" (just saw "Its a Wonderful Life!") n/t

[Faux pas]

59. We don't give

any effs moscow mitch mcturtle so

[jmowreader]

61. McConnell is "under attack from the entire Democrat establishment"?

That would be good, right?

[lpbk2713]

63. Send me some money and make it all better.

Why do those mouth breathers keep falling for this grifter bullshit?