Baby wants bottle UPDATE: Trump tweets "I want an immediate trial!"

[Miles Archer]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

So after the Democrats gave me no Due Process in the House, no lawyers, no witnesses, no nothing, they now want to tell the Senate how to run their trial. Actually, they have zero proof of anything, they will never even show up. They want out. I want an immediate trial!

7:16 PM · Dec 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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[kacekwl]

1. F off criminal.

You sir get nothing.

[Maeve]

2. Good thing he likes coal

He's due a whole stocking full of it.

[Miles Archer]

4. This will be worse than when he missed the Log-O-Merde parties because of his shutdown.

No wonder Melania has her own room. On a different floor.

[SallyHemmings]

3. I want a real POTUS

I guess neither one of will be getting what we want anytime soon.

I love Pelosi.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

5. and thus the unravelling begins

Traitor Trump, please speak with Moscoward Mitch.

Speaker Pelosi is still trying to decode your "letter".

[PJMcK]

6. Hey, Trump!

What the fuck are you talking about?!

Your due process will be provided in the Senate trial. Have you ever studied the Constitution and how things work?

In fact, the Democratic managers, whoever thy will be, will have irrefutable evidence against you. The wonderful irony is that you already know this to be true, you wanker!

Have a merry Christmas, Trump. It will be your last.

[The Genealogist]

7. Just reviewed the constitution, and...

I am missing the clause stating the president gets to direct how impeachment happens in the House, or how the trial happens in the Senate. Oh that's right. Trump thinks the constitution is something to flush down the toilet 10 times, along with his Big Mac shits.

[coti]

8. THERE it is. Throw that tantrum, you utterly predictable clown.

What is MM going to do about that?

[Glamrock]

9. Jesus fucking Christ! His ego and stupidity know no bounds.

Dude. You are thumbing your nose at your own party. Ignoring the best advice of those who, like you, feel no compulsion to act in the interest of the country or constitution. You are walking right into Boss Pelosi's trap you ignorant fuck! How dumb do you have to be?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I predict a Col. Nathan R. Jessup moment during the trial if this dumbfuck's ego insists he testify....

[lambchopp59]

10. Someone call a Whaaaaaaaaambulance for this nutjob

Problem being that since their RW hero Ray Gun shut down mental health facilities, he'd get a 72 hour observation taking up valuable space in an emergency room somewhere, never getting transferred to a facility that would apply the weekly electro-convulsive therapies required to calm this demented sociopath down.

[Claritie Pixie]

11. Whiny baby wants it NOW. Instead he'll stew in uncertainty over the holidays.

There's nothing he can do about it!

[C_U_L8R]

12. Release the witnesses and evidence you're hiding

and a real trial can begin. Simple enough, right Spanky?

[Mc Mike]

13. You sure don't act like it, shitler.

Release all the documents. Order your flunkies to testify. Come in and testify under oath. etc.

Then someone might believe you want an immediate trial. Otherwise, it appears you're lying your ginormous ass off again, like usual.