America's Dog Catcher. . . . Please come CAPTION Rudy Giuliani!!! (My apology to dog catchers.)

[skip fox]

Last edited Sun Dec 22, 2019, 11:34 AM - Edit history (1)

Rudy Giuliani is saying: "I offered to go on Ukrainian television with my findings, but they're corrupt and wouldn't interview me, so naturally I went on Russian state television where I got literally millions of viewers and thousands of letters in support. . . . You just have to know the most reliable places to go to with this kind of information."





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This CAPTION based on the appearance of Rudy on Russian state t.v. as covered by Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/12/trump-thanks-putin-his-support-rudy

[underpants]

1. Look it's just so simple if you don't think about it

Hillary hired Ukrainians to look like Russians and hack the DNC server which provided a much need story for the media to cover ABOUT Hillary in between showing full WWE type Trump rallies because it was obvious Trump was going to win and then 3 years later get all worried about corruption so he shook down a new Ukrainian President , who used to fake play piano with his penis on TV, to the point that several people listening in on the call immediately started alerting others about what he'd done. You see Hillary, who's clearly a super cunning villain because who else never gets caught with all the things she's done over the years, had the whole thing planned out when it seemed impossible for her to lose.

[skip fox]

2. Have you considered a life in politics?

Or maybe as a consultant for Fox News.

[underpants]

4. Who says I'm not?

Happy Holidays Skip Fox!

[trof]

6. OK. I give up. Which Fox News blonde are you?

Merry Christmas Pants.

[underpants]

8. Nonsense Spice

Merry Christmas trof 🌲

[skip fox]

3. R.G. continues:

"I always have to tell the truth. That's part of my nature, my genes or whatever, . . . and the way I was raised. Whatever. . . . So I can't tell a lie by definition. You can just ask me and I'll tell you the truth. . . . That's the problem with liberals: no logic."

[Johonny]

5. Glasses fail to make man appear smarter.

Top eyeware exerts everywhere said to be alarmed.

[Vinca]

7. Rudy's counting the minutes until the next Bloody Mary.

[Reubens]

9. Suggestion

Looking for this explanation long time ago!! thanks for share

[marble falls]

10. What's your favorite breed of dog?