CAPTION Don & Melanie as they attend Christmas Eve services in Palm Beach

[Miles Archer]

Alex Alper
@alexalper
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@realDonaldTrump⁩ and ⁦@FLOTUS⁩ welcomed by the lead pastor at Family Church in downtown West Palm Beach for Christmas Eve services

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[CurtEastPoint]

1. How fitting. A Southern Baptist church.

[John Fante]

4. How not fitting. Trump's suit.

[CurtEastPoint]

8. I noticed that, too. Gak

[sheshe2]

13. Probably bought it last week...

He has already OUT Grown it.

[Grasswire2]

31. wouldn't you think a billionaire could afford a tailor???

The fabric is sooooo cheap. It looks like indoor-outdoor patio upholstery stuff.

[Poiuyt]

35. Trump doesn't need a tailor. He's as dapper as they come

[Grasswire2]

36. I think someone must have been TRYING to embarrass us all.

Looks like he knows it, too.

[John Fante]

61. Trump is a bizarre man.

You'd think someone with his wealth and thin-skin would at least hire someone to coordinate his wardrobe. Someone with actual fashion sense. He looks like a penguin that swallowed a penguin in that photo.

[Aristus]

34. I dress ten times better than he does, on a middle-class salary.

What a goombah he is...

[Drahthaardogs]

45. You do know that goombah is cumpari

Which just means "good friend" in southern Italy dialect, right?

[alphafemale]

49. Gumbah in regional Ohio valley means....

Stupid patsy who thinks the big boys in the mob like him.

[mahina]

52. Goon works.

That goon, not so much.

[Drahthaardogs]

56. Its used as an italian slur

Among non-italians, which is always completely cool on DU

[maxrandb]

2. Retrumplican Judiciary Committee Members

surprised Donnie Short Fingers was attending a celebration of his birth

[CatMor]

3. He looks like he put on some more pounds ...

he also has a different color hair every day. Strangest thing ever.

[Delmette2.0]

14. He has definitely gained weight. nt

[NJCher]

37. you noticed that, too

There was a day or two a few weeks ago when it was RED. I remarked on it in a post somewhere. The color is all over the place. I can't imagine what weird stuff he is doing to get such results.

I think he looks like our stereotype of a used car salesman. Not to disparage used car salesmen--nothing wrong with that job at all--but there is a stereotype and trump fits it, perfectly.

[CatMor]

41. I too can't imagine what he does to get all the different colors ..

you would think his weird hair would fall out with all the chemicals everyday. It is stranger than fiction that he is the president.

[kimbutgar]

53. I just want to know who does his hair?

Can we kidnap that person and hold them hostage until he resigns?

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Melodrama is dressed for a cocktail party.

[fierywoman]

7. ... or a funeral?

[2naSalit]

20. Noticed that too....nt

[LovingA2andMI]

32. And extremely trashy for church....

But then she's straight up trash, so there's that...

[OAITW r.2.0]

6. This is the Trump Religion and there is nothing spititual about it.

They'll be passing the plate for Donald tonight. Of that you can be assured.

[Totally Tunsie]

9. Lightening should strike.

[live love laugh]

10. FWOTUS or FPSOTUS

First Whore of the United States; or
First Porno Participant of the United States

[lunasun]

11. "Family Church" but is their young son with them on Christmas Eve for service?

WIODT

[Miigwech]

12. Ok, here is the truth ...

[Blue_true]

18. That was an incredible movie. I watched it I think two decades

after it came out, was still terrifying. Great special effects, without a lot of hightech wizardry (too much of that is taking the place of story telling these days).

[RainCaster]

15. Note to self: burn my purple suit

I can't be seen in that any longer.

[captain queeg]

16. I've noticed it too, looks like Fatso in Chief is ready to pop his belt & buttons

Stress must be getting to him , he’s really blimping out lately. I wonder when he does his second phase annual medical inspection what weight they’ll claim?

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Early Turd specials at St. McDonald's of WPB?

My guess.

[Blue_true]

19. Now that a minute number of prominent Christians are challenging him,

he finally finds his way into a church.

Expect to see a lot more "church going" from that immoral jackass as 2020 heats up.

[sprinkleeninow]

30. Yah, observant! How d'we like them apples.... 🤮 eom

[NJCher]

38. great

I am sure church bores the living daylights out of him. I hope he is tortured aplenty, trying to hold on to the evangelical faction.

[Caliman73]

59. Probably. However, he can't stop himself from being the completely amoral asshole he is.

He may go to the building more often, but it is just going to contrast with all the evil shit he does the other 23 hours of the day he isn't sitting in a pew.

[Blue_true]

60. What you pointed out is what I am counting on.

As Trump and evangelicals embrace eachother more in one gigantic clusterfuck as he keeps up his immoral shit fullbore, the marginally religious White women in suburbs and rural areas are going to get repulsed and either not vote or vote for the democrat. We saw inklings of that in 2018. Trump won't be able to help himself, he is corrupt to his core, he won't be able to put up smokescreen acts.

[UniteFightBack]

21. Dotard - Any picture is good as long as Tiffany is not in it. nt

[AJT]

22. OMG is she going SLEEVELESS into a church...

fetch me my smelling salts.

[Takket]

23. no one has ever wanted to be anywhere less than drumpf at a church

[Ohiogal]

24. A couple of

miserable looking human wrecks. No happiness ever shows on their faces.

[ChubbyStar]

25. It is so weird

With all that they have, that they have not earned, and they are just wretched. Fuck you tRUMP clan, miserable assholes that you are.

[llmart]

46. It's the classic story line from "A Christmas Carol".

I watch some version of it every year and you just can't watch it without thinking "Trump family".

[vlyons]

26. She looks like she's gritting her teeth

Wonder what the sermon was. Probably some prosperity BS crap.

[TheBlackAdder]

27. See, those lights make my face look orange. Don't pay attention to everyone else's face.

[Pachamama]

28. Phony in everything they do

Even going to this church is phony....when he has gone to church in Florida, they go to Bethesda by the Sea....its very high end. I have been to a society wedding there before.

That look on Melania's face might be because she is pissed they aren't going to the nicer place he takes her when they have to do the Church thing....

[muntrv]

29. "I am going for the Joker look!"

[StarfishSaver]

33. Wow. He looks like he's gained 50 pounds in the last month

[NJCher]

39. that would explain the new cheap suit

Colonel Sanders to the rescue. It's tough getting your ass kicked by Pelosi.

[Princess Turandot]

40. Pandering to the evangelicals, in the wake of their recent arguments concerning him..

When they've shown Trump at a church, its usually Bethesda-by-the-Sea, an Episcopalian church on Palm Beach proper. (That was where they got married.)

The Palm Beach Post reports that the Family Church attendees gave him a round of applause!

BTW He's apparently in the obnoxious habit of leaving before the end of services, forcing matters to come to a halt with only 5-10 minutes to go. (Even thought the Secret Service would have simply escorted him out of the church first, as is their routine, telling everyone else "to remain seated until the president and his party leave".) He did that last night as well.

[GoCubsGo]

66. Those aren't "evangelicals."

I saw Rev. Barber on "Morning Joe" this morning. He called them "religious nationalists." That is a far more accurate description of them. If anyone wants to hear his full words, I'm sure the segment is up on MSNBC's YouTube page by ow.

[tanyev]

42. "Church is so boring. A whole hour where nobody is talking about ME!"

"I'm a whiny baby who knows how to tweet! Could Jesus do that? And if those losers Mary and Joseph had tried to come to this country we would have taken that boring baby away from them!"

[NJCher]

48. first laugh of the day award goes to you

[RandiFan1290]

43. Not the usual church on the island from the past 2 years

They must have been asked not to show up this time.

[cwydro]

44. Surprised lightning didn't strike.

What a farce.

[pwb]

47. Is Kim Jun Un trumps taylor?

Fake everything in that photo.

[Ilsa]

50. He didn't spontaneously combust when he crossed

the threshold? Makes me wonder if that's a real church he wondering into.

[Eliot Rosewater]

51. Exactly. One of the worst human beings to live ever, no question, and he is worshipped

by over 45 million of our neighbors.

Man are we fucked.

[samnsara]

54. at least we dont see melanias nipples thru her garb....

[Botany]

57. For $100 she would show them to you.

Slovenian Sex Worker si

International super model no

[Botany]

55. Is that the pastor in his "Flannel Shirt Just One Of The Guys Outfits" as he sells his snake oil*?

* When you die you really don't die if you believe what I tell you and you give me your money
and if not the God of Love will send you into a "lake of fire" for 50 billion years.


BTW as a billionaire don't you think Trump could afford some of that "dry process cleaning" or just some
steaming of his pants and jacket before he goes out? BTW I just love the crease going from under his right
nip to his jacket waist pocket. Looking sharp Donny!

[rurallib]

58. suspects on the pilfering from the collection plate

[TheCowsCameHome]

62. "Wrapped in waddling clothes, lying to every stranger"

He makes me want to vomit.

[lanlady]

63. What kind of church is this?

Our Lady of the Holy Cocktail Hour? Why the hell is Melania dressed so inappropriately?

[skip fox]

67. D.T. is saying:

"Jesus is number one in my book. But Christ . . . ? Let's just say I'm not a fan."

[jmowreader]

68. I hate to invoke Godwin's Law...

...but this shit reminds me of the pictures the Third Reich’s propagandists made to “prove” Hitler was a pious man.