Absolutely THE best headline I have seen all month

[DFW]

A German satire publication printed a newspaper with a front page story, showing a photo of a scowling Trump and a banner headline:

"ANGRY TRUMP THREATENS TO WITHDRAW THE USA FROM THE EUROPEAN UNION!"

(In case anynone still had doubts about how Trump is viewed over here)

[Wellstone ruled]

1. Oh yes,that is one of the best.

[lunatica]

2. Hahahahaha!

He probably did say something like that.

[DFW]

3. It's scary when stuff like that is perfectly believable! n/t

[RKP5637]

4. And if not, I bet he thinks it!!! n/t

[DFW]

5. That, too, is perfectly believable! n/t

[NBachers]

6. I actually will applaud the Joe Biden Apology Tour.

[Sloumeau]

7. That is great! I made a custom pic in honor of that!

Everyone feel free to grab and modify if you want:

https://ibb.co/9yxMVRL

[calimary]

22. And he looks like a spoiled pouting ill-behaved brat-child.

But then again, that’s exactly what he is.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

28. Thanks! ✌🏻

[lpbk2713]

8. Right after he buys Greenland.

[Initech]

9. And burns down all the windmills.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

10. Are we sure Trump hasn't actually made that threat?

I mean, I wouldn't put it past him.

[oldsoftie]

12. Exactly.

[DENVERPOPS]

19. We don't need

to be giving him any ideas.............

[Nitram]

11. LOL!!!! Sounds exactly likes something Trump would say.

[Beartracks]

13. His fanbase would believe it, tout it as an "achievement"

[DFW]

26. I'm sure they would, and their argument would be this:

"Well, we're not in the European Union any more, are we? I mean Obama never managed to do that the whole time he was in office, did he? DID HE? I thought not."

[wryter2000]

14. LOL

[wnylib]

15. We need a roving reporter on the streets to

ask people, especially those wearing MAGA hats, if they think the US should withdraw from the EU. Play the results on The Late Show or The Daily Show.

[pandr32]

16. 1000x this!!!

[wnylib]

23. The Daily Show has a guy whose name I

don't remember now, who goes around talking to people at Trump rallies about their signs, slogans, and reasons for supporting Trump. He uses a casual, friendky tone to ask logical questions and cstches them on some hilarious contradictions and totally irrational beliefs. The whole time, they have no clue that he is making fun of them because his tone is so casual and even encouraging.

[pandr32]

27. I have seen him

...and you are right--his demeanor doesn't give away the fact he is working for a comedy show.

[CaptYossarian]

17. TRUMP TO DEPORT ALL ANTARCTICANS

for living south of the border.

[Democrats_win]

20. Anti-Antarcticans are abominably appallingly awful

[CaptYossarian]

24. Alliteration.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

18. tRump would do it twice if he could.

[spanone]

21. K&R...👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[lindysalsagal]

25. Trump Tells Flat Earthers To Jump Off The Edge For Him

In a related story, hundreds of cross-wearing Americans were seen paddling out to sea without explanation...