Trump Family Card. It's like the Terminator trying to smile

[edhopper]

https://www.google.com/url?q=&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwi70tHPr9LmAhUDZN8KHU70CsoQ5hMIBA&usg=AOvVaw0zkT_ZhMnpGsGhB9ABjzVj

[bobbieinok]

1. Is Barron in that? And where are all the grandkids?

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. No, he's not in it...like the proverbial stepchild.

How did that dark-haired girl make the cut?

[Maraya1969]

17. And I thought Trump Jr. was divorced but she is in the picture.

I wonder how Ms. Newsom feels about that.

And how could you leave out one sibling and put in only one grandkid?

This is so weird.

[SCantiGOP]

28. It's an old picture

Jr’s ex-Wife is in it.

[DesertRat]

31. That's an old picture

I haven't seen any recent family pictures. I understand wanting privacy for their child, but I never see Barron in family pictures.

[murielm99]

41. That is the first thing I noticed, too.

[dweller]

3. I yi why ..

did i ever look at this 😩

✌🏼

[doc03]

4. That is weird no Barron? nt

[Aviation Pro]

5. He hates his shitbag father

And won’t be seen with him.

[marble falls]

6. That certainly caught my eye, too.

[doc03]

9. He said Malania had a son, he didn't say we have a son or our son?

[marble falls]

12. He's a jackass to his own family. He's been caught referring to ...

Don jr as a ret**rd.

[marble falls]

7. It looks like Tiffany was trying to slip away but Butthead Jr's ...

girlfriend is pulling her closer into the shot.

[John Fante]

13. If Tiffany wanted nothing to do with this farce she wouldn't have gone

in the first place.

[marble falls]

14. I think she's not a complex person and she does not like being in the public eye ...

i think she hates confrontation. Melania has done a good job protecting Barron from the circus. Tiffany has no one looking out for her.

[Sanity Claws]

59. Tiffany's mother is looking out for her

She and her mother seem close. The mother raised Tiffany by herself.

[marble falls]

62. Mom's almost always the best comfort.

[hedda_foil]

23. That looks like Butthead Jr.'s ex-wife. His girlfriend is a brunette.

[marble falls]

24. I wondered about that, too. They're redycling another year's photo???

[Orangepeel]

8. is this current? who is the blond between Tif & Jr.?

Jr.'s ex? Does Tiffany have a girlfriend?

[Totally Tunsie]

19. That's Jr.'s ex. This is an old card.

[smirkymonkey]

10. That is one of the creepiest looking Christmas cards I have ever seen.

MF45 looks like the total freak that he is. As a matter of fact they all do. So fake and wooden and completely devoid of humanity. And all the women are wearing sleeveless dressing! I thought Republicans considered that scandalous?

Why is Jr. there with his ex-wife and where is Barron? Why is there only ONE grandchild? Aren't there 8 or 9 of them in total? They are just such a bizarre family, there is just too much to unpack here. A psychiatrist would have a field day analyzing this.

Everything about this card/photo is just tacky and creepy. Ugh! I hope this is the last Christmas card we will ever have to see from this family.

[lunatica]

16. I know, my head exploded too.

WTF?!

[onetexan]

40. Lol i can sympathize, pic makes me nauseous

[John Fante]

11. The T-800 had a better understanding

of human emotion than Gump.

[Bettie]

15. They all look like they

are gloating. Not smiling, no emotion, no sparkling....just a "screw you" kind of smirk.

[Skittles]

18. where is Barron?

[Maraya1969]

20. There are 10 grandchildren, (Apparently Tiffiny does not have any kids)

And 1 is represented here.

[Midnight Writer]

42. And the 1 is covering her p***y. Apparently not her first time standing next to Granddad.

[CatMor]

21. That is not a current photo ..

Juniors wife is in the photo and Tiffany has gained weight since that photo was taken.

[onecaliberal]

22. Where is Barron?

[TygrBright]

25. My God... It's the Uncanny Valley PTA holiday party... n/t

[sheshe2]

26. Where are the children?

Where is Donnie's son? I thought Jr had five kids, only one is there? Are they locked in cages too? WTF?

[Grasswire2]

27. I wouldn't let my little daughter ANYWHERE near him.

Where's Kimberly, btw?

[sheshe2]

29. Trump has 9 grandchildren.

Donald Trump Has 9 Grandchildren — Here Are All of the 'First Grandkids'
https://www.cheatsheet.com/health-fitness/donald-trump-grandchildren-here-are-all-of-the-first-grandkids.html/

Only one is pictured and his youngest son, Baron is not in the "Family " photo.

[Totally Tunsie]

37. That article is 18 months old. Eric has spawned another

since then, numbering Chump's total grandkids at 10.

Don Jr. - 5
Ivanka - 3
Eric - 2

[MontanaMama]

30. The MF looks like

he’s filling his pants. I hate him with the heat of 1000 suns. I shouldn’t have looked.

[Toorich]

32. What the H***

Is that one of those alien worms on tRump's shoulder?
Like the ones in the sci-fi movies that crawl in the ear
and take over the human?

[TheBlackAdder]

33. Where's Don Jr's homewrecker floosie?

[Totally Tunsie]

39. This photo isn't current. The woman between Tiffany and Jr.

is Jr.'s then wife, pre-divorce.

[Baked Potato]

34. They all look photoshopped in, like the cover of Sgt. Pepper's.

[alfredo]

35. Melenia's mouth smiles, but there is great sadness in her eyes

[catbyte]

36. How can you tell? The way she squints all of the time makes it difficult to see her eyes.

And those ridiculous false eyelashes make it even harder to see them. But seriously, boo effing hoo. She knew what that thing was when she married him. I think this meme is probably closer to the truth than she cares to admit, though:

[trusty elf]

43. Have you seen this one, catbyte?

[catbyte]

61. OMG

Thanks for the laugh!

[alfredo]

65. TKS

[alfredo]

64. As Chris Mathewssays "Ha."

[Kali]

68. !!!

[alfredo]

63. She sold herself for power and money, oh yeah, a green card

[catbyte]

38. ...

[Hekate]

44. Trump looks effing evil. Melania looks like a hostage, absolutely miserable. ...

And where the hell is Barron?

My gods, I miss the Obamas.

[Bluepinky]

45. Ivanka's face is between the Donald and Melania, I noticed that right away.

And Donald is putting his superiority on full display, he’s sitting down and everyone is standing around him.

I think other Presidents (the legitimately elected ones) have had Christmas photos where the First Lady is in an equal physical position to the President.

Where’s a new Christmas photo? Donald is mad about the impeachment, he’s retaliating by not putting out a new one.

[Fyrefox]

47. One picture tells a thousand words...

It's chilling, really. Trump is incapable of normal positive human emotion muchless empathy, so he must manufacture an obscene simulation of it. Mr. Warmth he'll never be...

[Ilsa]

48. He's the only one that gets to sit down.

Or maybe he doesn't want anyone speculating about his height.

[samnsara]

49. no barron......:(

[samnsara]

50. isnt DJTJs new wife brunette?

[Darwin2019]

51. Looks like Jack Nicholson in the Shining

The last scene in the movie is picture with Jack in the middle looking just like Trump does in this picture. Creepy.

[GoCubsGo]

52. Always with the "dick tent" hands.

WTF is up with that? Even in the damn Christmas card photo... What a fucking loser.

[The Wizard]

53. Looks like a

disorganized crime family. The Mafia has more class.

[BlueJac]

54. Assholes of the year!

Hands down!

[Vinca]

55. It's so odd Barron isn't in the photo.

But then it's odd when Trump* refers to him as "Melania's son."

[tavernier]

56. The little girl is the only one with a genuine smile.

Looks like the rest of them were doing the “cheese” thing.

[Mike Nelson]

57. I know it's a composite...

... of the best faces from a collection of photos - but a couple look like even the bodies were inserted, like the body between Don Jr and Tiffany; she should be reduced a little... and, I guess Baron didn't look okay in any picture. They must have put someone in for him.

[onenote]

66. This photo dates back at least to June 2016 -- I think we're being played

I see no evidence that this was a photo that the White House or Trump campaign sent out recently.

Someone seems to be playing us. Not sure who or why.

[TheCowsCameHome]

58. Melania has three boobs.

One is absolutely yuuuugge!!!

[magicarpet]

67. No, no, no.... the one in the middle is a kidney, it just looks like 3 boobs.

Remember she had kidney plastic surgery,...
In reconstructive breast enhancement plastic surgery that is called a "full rack".

[StarfishSaver]

60. Wouldn't you either have none of the grandkids or none?

This just looks weird.

And who's that in the back with her arm around Tiffany?