How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

[kpete]

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[ck4829]

1. Sitting in the dark to own the libs

[Gothmog]

2. Great meme

[Hermit-The-Prog]

3. where's the profit?

[Fritz Walter]

4. They're trying to find an incandescent light bulb

I’m waiting for IMPOTUS* to declare that LED and CFL bulbs cause hair loss, slurred speech, atrophied hands, feet, genitalia, and — wait for it — cancer.

[CaptYossarian]

10. And the power has to come from a coal plant.

[Chellee]

13. Everybody knows that windmills cause cancer.

And of course the cure is prodigious forest raking. And yet, nobody's raking the forests of America. Sad.

[empedocles]

5. Good one. Had to forward that one around. Thank you.

[calimary]

6. Good one!

They live their entire “reality” in the dark. They seem more comfortable that way. Quite a coping mechanism, ‘eh?

[NellieStarbuck]

7. Oh, please don't get those old pasty bastids

going on about lightbulbs again. I think they've moved on to toilets now.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

8. Just one, but that can take months.

Getting the paperwork for light bulb replacement through the bureaucracy in Moscow can be a bitch......

[Bob Loblaw]

9. None

They like dim bulbs.

[jmowreader]

11. 48

One, the person who owns the house the bulb went out in, to blame the bulb going out on Obama.

46 to drive to every store in town and harass the employees because all they have in stock is “Obama Bulbs.”

And the first guy’s wife, who drives to the store, buys an LED bulb, takes it home and installs it, and makes the guy sleep on the couch for a week for being stupid.

[Aussie105]

12. Let me guess . . .

Her name is Nancy, right?

But it takes more than 48. Trump has to text incessantly that the light bulb out is Fake News, then someone reports the outage to the media, and Trump has to tweet more about the WitchHunt and who the whistleblower is.

[Amishman]

14. Infinite

They won't work together and have one hold the ladder as they insist their can be no collusion

[tclambert]

15. However many Vladimir Putin says it should take.