How Did Trump's Evangelicals For Satan Rally In Miami Go?

[DanieRains]

I haven't seen anything on the news....

[jberryhill]

1. You didn't hear?

They are saying it was the largest lightning bolt ever seen!

But the crowd was protected by a large horned beast which arose from the sea and which they have begun to worship.

Developing....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Baal had a great time.

[jberryhill]

4. "Gimme that Old Time Religion!"

It’s good enough for them....

[Yonnie3]

3. The news is that it happens January third. n/t

[Lochloosa]

5. Well, no Rapture that's for sure

[keithbvadu2]

6. Prepare for the rapture...

[jberryhill]

7. How would we know?

[Blue_true]

8. Isn't the sign that it is coming angels blowing trumpets with their assholes?

At least, if I saw that, that is all that I would need, I would run to the nearest church, empty my pockets into the minister's kitty and declare my faith in Jesus, just to cover all bases.

[Mc Mike]

9. Shitler led them in a rousing chant of the campaign phrase 'Evil is Good!'