I guess modern day Christians don't believe in blasphemy

[packman]

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. How horrific!

I don't know whether to or

[TheBlackAdder]

16. Here, I fixed it!

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[greatauntoftriplets]

17. Only 75 pounds of belly fat?

J.C. should be in the background laughing.

Otherwise, well done!

[TheBlackAdder]

18. I was toying with 125, but that might be a stretch. Don't want to lie like that image creator did.

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. 124 maybe.

[atreides1]

2. Guess what?

A lot of modern day "Christians", don't even believe in the teachings of their "lord and savior"...so blasphemy isn't a real big deal!!!

[packman]

3. True - Sadly so

[Sherman A1]

11. Precisely

hit the nail on the head there.

[jberryhill]

4. That's fine with them

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. That would have gotten somebody in a whole lot of trouble a few centuries ago.

I'm offended by that and I'm not even religious. It's offensive not only for the disrespect shown to the most sacred symbol of God (if you're a believer), but just for the ridiculous notion that the Constitutionally-authorized action of impeachment is in any respect the equivalent of torturing an innocent man to death.

If there is a God I hope he smites whoever came up with that mess. It doesn't have to be a lightning bolt; an incurable case of jock itch would do.

[LakeArenal]

8. We definitely need more smite. ⚡️⚡️💥🔥☄️

[Maru Kitteh]

9. How about some penis shingles. I think that's a great smite.

[frogmarch]

6. I knew they were lost

when they started jazzing up "Silent Night."

[RazBerryBeret]

7. Dear God

(pun intended...) they have no shame.


I have (idiot) relatives who have posted similar memes.... surprised I haven't seen this one yet.

[MineralMan]

10. Not even close on the body part.

[smirkymonkey]

12. Oh, FFS!

These people are bat-shit crazy.

[hvn_nbr_2]

13. Looks like getting crucified is a great weight loss system. nt

[TheBlackAdder]

14. What the Actual F?

[First Speaker]

15. Hmmm...maybe we should actually try this...

...if he rises on the third day, I'll apologize to the Evangelicals...

[stopbush]

20. Blasphemy is the definition of a victimless crime.