Caption Pelosi and Trump.

[mia]

[Turbineguy]

1. "Don't even

think of arm-wrestling with me, you wimp!"

[Kali]

2. you better cover your balls, motherfucker

'cause I have a scalpel in my other hand.

[hlthe2b]

3. Why is the portly pudge sitting?

Just like we never see him stand in the oval office nor stand behind the podium without gripping on for dear life or leaning his big belly against it to support himself? Hmmm


Nice makeup job too, fella. (For those who thought the widely shared photo of his makeup malfunction was photoshopped, umm, no)

[Takket]

4. "you couldn't just leave well enough alone could you?"

"you could have died a scam artist in NY and no one would have bothered you. But you and your fucking ego couldn't take it. you wanted to control every person in this country and you damn near pulled it off. but you aren't going to lawyer your way out of this one you fuckstick. I am coming at you, slowly, deliberately, and carefully. I'm cutting off your every escape route, turning your most loyal cronies against you, and wearing you down. and in the end, you are going to die pennyless and humiliated in prison, because you came to my town to destroy my country, and I'm not going to let you get away with it.

Have a nice day."

[demtenjeep]

13. I love this

speaks for me!

[stopwastingmymoney]

22. Fantastic, nt

[mia]

23. Well said!

Then she whispered. "I'll be your worst nightmare. Count on it."

[Baked Potato]

5. "Let me help you out of that chair you're stuck in,

And, please hold that fart until I walk away”

[underpants]

6. He won't release her hand

The last time he talked to her and released something it was the “transcript” and that blew up in his miserable face.

[MoonRiver]

7. Chump: "You're crushing my hand, Nancy! Let go, now!"

[Wounded Bear]

8. "I'd like to help you out, Mr President. Which way did you come in?"

[lame54]

9. "IMMPEEEEACHED"

[imanamerican63]

10. You may think that I'm weak Trump? But I will crush you into bits and pieces!

[dmr]

11. Just yank him outa his wheelchair, Nancy

Messy diapers and all!

[demtenjeep]

14. he looks like he is on a scooter

like they have at walmart

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. "Say uncle!"

[GoCubsGo]

20. LOL!!! Beat me to it!

[skip fox]

15. CAPTION

N.P. Is saying: “Your move, Numbnuts.”

D.T. is saying: “I just had a movement.”

[Cyrano]

16. It couldn't be more clear that Nancy's saying: "I've got this."

[11 Bravo]

17. Can I help you up, big boy?

(And by the way, your spray tan is looking REALLY sketchy!)

[Skidmore]

18. How does it feel to get dog walked? nt

[milestogo]

19. "I would crush your testicles if they weren't already so tiny, baby hands."

[GoCubsGo]

21. Holy crap! Her hands are bigger than his!

And, she's a tiny woman. Baby hands, indeed.

I truly hope that is what she was saying to him...

[icymist]

24. I can see your 'ring around the collar'!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. Earl Scheib says he can fix this. nt

[dewsgirl]

26. lol...what is the origin story of this photo? I have never seen it.

[mia]

30. 38th Annual National Peace Officers' Memorial Service

It's a Wikipedia photo.

https://tinyurl.com/whveoyn

Here's another from the same event:

https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AABp6Pa.img

[dewsgirl]

37. Thank...lol almost looks like they are arm wrestling.

[madamesilverspurs]

27. I said "Heel!"

[dustyscamp]

28. "Enjoy your last days of being President, Mr Trump"

"I got you now, you son-of-a-bitch"

"I hope your casket is ready, because I'm going to bury you"

[UniteFightBack]

29. KISS THE HAND. nt

[Geechie]

31. which, you may have noticed,

Is bigger than yours!

[UniteFightBack]

32. OMG...LOL

[Geechie]

36. Happy New Year! nt

[liberal N proud]

33. Buckle up butternut

[skip fox]

38. Nice!

[MFM008]

34. It pleases me

To think of how much he hates and fears her.

[Blue_true]

35. "Don, my hands are bigger than your hands, so is my brain. BTW, I DO pray for your dumbass". nt