I've come up with a little ditty in honor of Senator Susan Collins:

[friendly_iconoclast]

When in danger,

When in doubt,

Express concern,

And flap about...

[COLGATE4]

1. Another litle ditty that applies to Susie

If you can't dazzle them with brains,
Baffle them with bullshit

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. an impromptu Collins Haiku

Concerned, so concerned
but not for truth or justice
only for herself

[PSPS]

3. You forgot the last line ...

on the fifth sign:

... Burma Shave!

[scarletwoman]

6. Excellent! (I'm old enough to remember those!)

[Stonepounder]

7. I remember them as well. Loved them. n/t

[MLAA]

4. Perfect!

[Joinfortmill]

5. 👍

[YOHABLO]

8. She is ridiculous. Does she think she's fooling anyone?

[Takket]

9. There once was a woman from Maine

Who had a favorite refrain

When her country was burned

She said "I'm concerned"

Then jumped on the Donald Trump train

[orleans]

11. love it! n/t

[Harker]

10. Have you considered hitting the road

with luckycharms?